I'm not going to say anything now I may regret in September.

But it is nice to see someone other than England make a complete Horlicks of the start of a tour for a change. England are looking like a good side, and Harmison MAY be our traditional once-in-20-years demon fast bowler (god knows its overdue). Australia are going to get a lot better than this though.

You remember that welshman who said he would chop his nuts off if Wales won the rugby, and he did? I wonder if we could pay him to chop his todger off for England to win the ashes? Its not as if he needs it anymore is it...