Find me a new word.

[TheSilverKnight]

Find me an alternative exclamation for Jesus. Though this word has served me quite well in the past it would be nice to have a new and exciting word to replace this tired classic.

Please keep this clean. This is in the frontroom because I want a less offensive word, not a more offensive word.

JEEBUS H. CRUST!

[KukriKhan]

My old Puerto Rican, Catholic g/f used to use:

"Cheese 'n Rice!"

as an alternative expletive when unhappy with me.

Probably makes no sense to non-christians. Always made me hungry.

[Productivity]

"Defenestration!"

[GoreBag]

"BALLS!" Especially fun to say if the "b" is especially loud, like an explosion of rage where the rager is too worried about offending anyone to use a really nasty word.

[Muska Burnt]

fiddle sticks

[KukriKhan]

"Defenestration!"

Just toss that one right out the window

[ichi]

from Apu,

Shiva H. Vishnu

or from the Mormon girls

Oh my heck!

ichi

how about Gah!?

[Roark]

I've always liked "Drek!" and "Barnacles!".

[English assassin]

If "Drokk" is good enough for Judge Dredd then its good enough for you. And its LAWFUL, citizen...

Or you could go all retro with "gosh".