Find me a new word.
Find me an alternative exclamation for Jesus. Though this word has served me quite well in the past it would be nice to have a new and exciting word to replace this tired classic.
Please keep this clean. This is in the frontroom because I want a less offensive word, not a more offensive word.
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
Re: Find me a new word.
JEEBUS H. CRUST!Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin
"I'm like the Vikings -- I come here, I steal your women, your booze, your dough, and then I go back home." ~ Wiz
"Play RTW and wait till 1,000 people die and look at them from above. Then tell me it was worth the oil." - Byzantine Prince
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My old Puerto Rican, Catholic g/f used to use:
"Cheese 'n Rice!"
as an alternative expletive when unhappy with me.
Probably makes no sense to non-christians. Always made me hungry.
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
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"Defenestration!"
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"BALLS!" Especially fun to say if the "b" is especially loud, like an explosion of rage where the rager is too worried about offending anyone to use a really nasty word.
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Just toss that one right out the window
Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.
Re: Find me a new word.
from Apu,
Shiva H. Vishnu
or from the Mormon girls
Oh my heck!
ichi
how about Gah!?
Stay Calm, Be Alert, Think Clearly, Act Decisively
CoH
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I've always liked "Drek!" and "Barnacles!".
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If "Drokk" is good enough for Judge Dredd then its good enough for you. And its LAWFUL, citizen...
Or you could go all retro with "gosh".
"The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag
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My buddy was racing remote control cars in a church basement, did something wrong, and exclaimed "Aw Cheese & Rice!"
The reverend was nearby and congratulated him on his proper swearing.
Unto each good man a good dog
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Smeg.
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Blast, possibly? Or sugar, that's quite amusing in an 'I don't want to swear' way.
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Go with the classic: "Fudge!"
I always find it funny seeing people saying it in the street in that "I don't want to swear" fashion.
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Eheheh...whenever i do something wrong or need to curse, i just say 'crud' or 'biscuits'. Especially biscuits, because rather like NeonGod's suggestion, Balls, if the B is said loud enough it sounds quite impressive, in a funny way.
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Gordon Bennett, that's always a good one
It was not theirs to reason why,
It was not theirs to make reply,
It was theirs but to do or die.
-The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
"Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
-Prophecy of the Stone of Destiny
"For God, For King and country, For loved ones home and Empire, For the sacred cause of justice, and The freedom of the world, They buried him among the kings because he, Had done good toward God and toward his house."
-Inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior
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my classic F*************c* (the long line of *s is an extended vowel)
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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Be like Yosemite Sam - "Jumpin' Jehosephat!" Or how 'bout "Great Horney-toads!"
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Typhus zeg!
Alternate with desired disease. Only cool if you speak Dutch
"It ain't where you're from / it's where you're at."
Eric B. & Rakim, I Know You Got Soul
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"Oh Shazbad!", "Smorgasbord!", "In the name of the Jumping Jews of Jerusalem......." and "In the name of Bonaparte's Buttocks....." ( I get my inspiration from Blackadder) I find quite amusing.
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"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
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"Alabaster box of cramma-pujets..." properly muttered, sounds pretty threatening. Just ask this guy...
"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Don Vito Corleone: The Godfather, Part 1.
"Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
Strike for the South
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Defenestration is a wonderful and obscure word....
I am not looking for a new word simply so that I won't swear, I swear a good deal, it is just to find out what you guys have. Some of your suggestions were quite amusing..... Keep 'em coming.
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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Voi torstai!
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[censored] peice of [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] lickin [censored]!
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
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What does that mean?
BTW about "Gah!" I don't do so well with the non-word explicatives, no idea why but it just doesn't work for me...
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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Ripper is a good one, or Crickie!
When ignorance reigns life is lost.
War is norm, Fight the War, Screw the norm!
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"shoot", "sheesh" or "bullshoes". NeonGod beat me to the "balls".
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Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire?
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If I had a nickel for every time...NeonGod beat me to the "balls".
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