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1. 0. Noah took 2 of each though.
2. All 12
3. The match
4. No; He's dead.
5. 2 - Inside & outside
6. All of them; America celebrates it though.
7. Halfway
8. It would be somewhat unpleasant. Wait until he's dead.
9. None.
10. 10p and 1p. The 1p is NOT a 10p.
11. Monkeys can speak can they? 0.
12. Equal opportunities - mothers can be surgeons too.


Two fathers and two sons go fishing. Each catches one fish. Three fish are caught. Explain.