Question 1: How many of each species did Moses take on the arc?
None, Moses wasn't on the Ark

Question 2: Some months have 30 days, some months have 31, but which has 28?
All of them

Question 3: You are in a house at night, you have an unlit fire, an oil lamp and a candle, but only one match. Which do you light first?
The match?

Question 4: Can a man marry his widows sister? (reason for answer needed)
No, he's already dead if his wife is a widow

Question 5: How many sides does a circle have?
2 and inside and an outside

Question 6: Which of these country's has the 4th of July?
Britain, Australia, America, Canada
All of them

Question 7: How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway

Question 8: Why can a man living in Yorkshire not be buried west of Trent?
Cause he's alive...

Question 9: How much soil is in a hole Measuring 2 foot by 2 foot by 2 foot?
None

Question 10: if you have two coins sum totaling 11 pence but one of the coins IS NOT a ten pence piece, what are the 2 coins (no old money or foriegn money allowed)
a 1p and a 10p. One coin is NOT a 10p

Question 11: Final question, you are in a square room, in each corner there are two monkeys, each monkeys is looking directly across at another monkey, how many monkeys could say they were looking at another monkey?

None, monkey's can't speak human

Question 12: A father and his son are taking a plane ride together, there is a storm and the plane crashes, the father is killed instantly and the son is rushed to hospital in a critical condition. As the son is about to have his operation the surgeon walks in looks at the boy and says "OH MY GOD THATS MY SON!!!" how is this possible?

The surgeon is his mother