Official Post Celebration thread

[Beefy187]

Congratulations on 10,000 posts, Sasaki Kojiro!!!

This is Johnny Tightlips. The boss is most impressed by your many years of service to the "family". You've made countless townies disappear, and destroyed many a rival mafioso. I also hear you've managed to conquer most of Asia and you've defeated many a samurai warrior. Your battle skills are second to none, and your aim is as sharp as your blade. For this, I hereby promote you. You're already a made man, but now you shall rule your own mafia empire. I'd like you to take over the leadership of the Yakuza... only a man as deadly as you should be in charge of the Japanese mafia.

But first, I have a little mission for youse.... in order to take the reins of power, you'll have to find the Godfather of the Yakuza... and take care of him. Do this, and you will rule the largest empire known to man.

Just remember your family still works with us. Don't let it go to your head. Oyabun Sasaki Kojiro, lead your empire well.

Sasaki is mafia

Congratulations Sasaki, Jolt!!

Ps: Kumicyou is more appropriate for Yakuza boss iirc