This could probably go in the "Most Embarrassing Smack Down" thread as well.
I just recently fought the Dacians over a bridge as the Brutii. I was pretty confident it'd be a cake walk. My forces equalled theirs and it was over a bridge. When the battle started, I set up an "area of death" that had worked so well for me before: four sets of Hastati forming a box at the end of the bridge so when their first warband entered it they got decimated by the cross fire and would immediately route while those stuck on bridge were eaten up by arrows. It didn't work out that way though.
They actually did not come rushinmg across the bridge. I thought, "Wow, that's interesting." Then huge flaming balls started crashing around my side of the river. "Oh, they have onagers," I thought. "That's different."
About the time I thought that, a huge flaming ball landed smack dab in the middle of my hastati on the right. The unit was nearly gone, like 4 men left! A whole side of my "square of death" was gone. I started to get worried. Then it started aiming for my general. I was impressed and frightened. I moved my general out of range but then they went after my archers and they got hammered by the onagers.
I sent a small force across a crossing in the river to come around to kill the onagers but it took so long my main force was getting pretty hurt. I thought the Dacians might split up to save their onagers but the AI didn't flinch. They let the onagers go and came across the bridge.
By the time the Dacians decided to do that, my force was a lot smaller. I kind of froze up and freaked. They routed what was left of my hastati, and started harrassing my archers. I sent in my equites but they couldn't even help and they routed. I rallied a few times but my guys were all over the field in shambles and exhausted from routing. Big healthy chunks of warband were there to great those who rallied. Eventually even my general routed.
Very nice use of the onagers on the AI's behalf. I was thoroughly spanked.

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