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    WHO LIKE A BARTIX TOTAL WAR MOD EH? (units in count down to open beta bartix) we dont realy have to worry about unit icons we just the pic in there and no good looks ethier all stick men and stuff like that....WHOS IN?!!
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    count me in! this is perfect! a fantasy mod that has all the humor! we can get a few modelers and all the units will be stickfigures! it can be like stick figure-totalwar! this is great!

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    Default Re: Bartix total war?

    IS it possible to make stick figures?

    Great idead though

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    I'll do the in-game text.

    You should base it off the mundus magnus map, since bartix is very far east of the vanilla map.

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    I have absolutely no idea what Bartix is.... but stick men ARE possible
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    yes, i believe stick figures are most possible, model a cilinder (sp?) stick, give it stick arms and legs, and a sphere for a head and give it some sortof wepon. i can skin the sticks to be black.

    but we need a modeler, this is easy, even a bad modeler is possible. however, i dont think that we should make it on vanilla or vanilla+mundus magnus, ur idea was originally posted at the EB forum right? prehaps we should start this once EB comes out? it can be a form of expansion mod and we can replace bactria or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwian
    I have absolutely no idea what Bartix is.... but stick men ARE possible
    You dont know what Bartix is, you really need to get out less....

    Check it out in the eb subforum

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    best idea ever!!!! :D
    I'm sure the batrix mod wil get the first price for originality and funnyness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwian
    I have absolutely no idea what Bartix is.... but stick men ARE possible
    You have not lived until you have had a good look at the Bartix thread.
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    Then take a look EB beta count down bartix thread...

    Make sure you read the first bartix thread first.

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    I saw the thread ...I read the words .... I still don't understand

    But what the hell ... the drawings were funny!
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    No, you have to read the first bartix thread first!


    They are like books in a series, you have to read them in a certain order.

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    this was once a joke, it is soon becomeing legend! why, if we ever really do make this, it may be as popular as EB even! so heers to bartix, and pray for a early release of EB and a modeler that can make stick figures!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bwian
    I saw the thread ...I read the words .... I still don't understand
    That happens to the best of us

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    darn, its too bad that i didnt read all of the guild's bartix's thread, the tw center one was enough for me to understand. the guild's thread is too long, even for a lazy bartix lover like me.

    ok, so wat were the units?
    150 foot pikemen
    cow cavalry
    little men that can jump
    horses that can fly
    moony men, i think that was a rival faction . . .
    wat else?

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    ok, i got a friend to make a model of a stick figure, itll take a day or two, we can get this thing rolling. but u may need to re-brainstorm some things, make it rtw engine acceptable. ie, we cant have fire breathers (we will need a animtor) we cant have 150 foot long pikes, we cant have 57 foo (u said foo) long javilens, and no flying cavalry . . . ..

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    Default Re: Bartix total war?

    not moony men, URanus....

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    there were moony men and cow cavalry at the twcener bartix disscussion . . .

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    Default Re: Bartix total war?

    but, the rival faction is Uranus

    at least from the org thread..

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    at the twcenter disscussion, the mooney men were early invaders and fought against the bartix-ians for control of bartix, they had gaul-bladders and other monstrocities, but somehow bartix won.

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    I thought I already posted :p

    Well anyway- not a lot I can do here but you have my support ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by King of Atlantis
    not moony men, URanus....
    Note: UrANUS

    I think the main menu song should be the Ranika song, Bartix` national song
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    oh yea , i couldnt remember which letters were capitalized


    The original thread, what does bartix and the faction that replaces armenia go then?, needs to be sticked again as most people have not read That one.

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    bartix was originally a spelling mistake of bactria when the very god of smilies himself-Abokasee was asking weather or not armenia was gona be replaced by bactria right? so then bactria should be replaced by bartix.
    1. because they sound too alike
    2. because of the original error
    3. because they are very close on mundus magnus
    4. because i said so
    5. Abokasee?! ARE U EVEN READING THIS?!
    6. IS ANYONE READING THIS?! AHHH!
    7. because i said so
    so lets all work together and make bartix work, are u with me?! Abokasee? are u even caring about ur soon-to-be-legend mod? anyone?! screw u!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly5
    at the twcenter disscussion, the mooney men were early invaders and fought against the bartix-ians for control of bartix, they had gaul-bladders and other monstrocities, but somehow bartix won.
    they won because they evoled to be sticks so the laser keeped missing them and they were scraed of abokasix samurix
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly5
    bartix was originally a spelling mistake of bactria when the very god of smilies himself-Abokasee was asking weather or not armenia was gona be replaced by bactria right? so then bactria should be replaced by bartix.
    1. because they sound too alike
    2. because of the original error
    3. because they are very close on mundus magnus
    4. because i said so
    5. Abokasee?! ARE U EVEN READING THIS?!
    6. IS ANYONE READING THIS?! AHHH!
    7. because i said so
    so lets all work together and make bartix work, are u with me?! Abokasee? are u even caring about ur soon-to-be-legend mod? anyone?! screw u!
    DO YOU KNOW A MODELING PROGRAM?
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    I have heard rumors from several anonymous users which say you have a Bartix general ready... News from the Bartix front are spreading fast and uncontrollable in the org:s darkest corners.... Beware, the Bartix shall rise to it┤s former glory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radier
    I have heard rumors from several anonymous users which say you have a Bartix general ready... News from the Bartix front are spreading fast and uncontrollable in the org:s darkest corners.... Beware, the Bartix shall rise to it┤s former glory.

    yes that is true he looks like very small, chubby and fat boy..you can find it (or him) in the bartix thread!
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