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Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince:
But seriously though, how do women get aroused by men? I find it hard to believe that our sex is even attractive. Then again I'm a guy so what do I know?
Of course men are attractive. Look at me. But seriously though, how do women get aroused by men? I find it hard to believe that our sex is even attractive. Then again I'm a guy so what do I know?
Play lumberjack for a while and you'll know why the women find men sexy.
(Even the gay guys love us. 
Eek!)They like the beef, the strength, the attitude, the desires we hold, the beligerency, the bear in the woods demeanour. They think we're pigs and bastards and they're right. And they love it.
Men are great, and I thank God that I am one. The only better than being a man is being a man in a lesbian woman's body who looks like Angelina Jolie.
My next life.Lumberjack Song aka Beruit's Theme Song
By Monty Python
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
He cuts down trees, eats his lunch,
Goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers,
He put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
I wish I were a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
He wants to be a girlie,
Just like his dear papa????
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
By Monty Python
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
And have buttered scones for tea.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
He cuts down trees, eats his lunch,
Goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers,
He put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
I wish I were a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra,
He wants to be a girlie,
Just like his dear papa????
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and works all day.
Originally Posted by :
Men are great, and I thank God that I am one. The only better than being a man is being a man in a lesbian woman's body who looks like Angelina Jolie.
Thank you VERY MUCH. I suppose you realise every time I look at Angelina now I am going to have some very confused notion about her being a male lesbian lumberjack?Men are great, and I thank God that I am one. The only better than being a man is being a man in a lesbian woman's body who looks like Angelina Jolie.
For heavens sake please don't say anything about Salma Hayek, leave me with one unsullied fantasy figure...
Originally Posted by English assassin:
Thank you VERY MUCH. I suppose you realise every time I look at Angelina now I am going to have some very confused notion about her being a male lesbian lumberjack?
For heavens sake please don't say anything about Salma Hayek, leave me with one unsullied fantasy figure...
Thank you VERY MUCH. I suppose you realise every time I look at Angelina now I am going to have some very confused notion about her being a male lesbian lumberjack?
For heavens sake please don't say anything about Salma Hayek, leave me with one unsullied fantasy figure...
i second that motion.....i further add that nothing should be said about Monica Bellucci either...or i´ll go seriously apesh*t
Originally Posted by English assassin:
For heavens sake please don't say anything about Salma Hayek, leave me with one unsullied fantasy figure...
You havn't seen Rob the Bastards picture then have you?For heavens sake please don't say anything about Salma Hayek, leave me with one unsullied fantasy figure...
Originally Posted by Papewaio:
You havn't seen Rob the Bastards picture then have you?
His avatar is an arab or are you talking about his real picture... You havn't seen Rob the Bastards picture then have you?
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