I can't seem to get any recruits - what's wrong?

[Dol Guldur]

I wonder if anyone out there can help me. I've been trying to get this to work for months but something isn't right:

building mod_team
{
levels mod_team half_decent_mod_team software_developers
{
mod_team requires factions { british, scandinavian, american, canadian, } and hidden_resource talent and not tavern_nearby
{
capability
{
recruit "modeller" 3 requires factions { american, } and resource 3dsmax and hidden_resource legit_copy and hidden_resource can_uv_map
recruit "texturer" 3 requires factions { canadian, } and resource photoshop and not hidden_resource paste_and_copy
recruit "coder" 2 requires factions { american, } and hidden_resource well_organized
recruit "designer" 1 requires factions { scandinavian, } and hidden_resource much_time
recruit "beta tester" 0 requires factions { american, british, } and building_present_min_level computer_office untidy_bedroom
happiness_bonus bonus 5
recruits_morale_bonus bonus 2
construction_time_bonus_beta bonus 50
}
construction 1
cost blood & tears!
settlement_min large_headache
upgrades
{
half_decent_mod_team
}

It's a right pain. I've done numerous tests and the modellers just don't show up on the recruitment queue. For some reason the construction time bonus is working in the negative, producing a 50% *increase* in the time it takes to build rather than a decrease. I was thinking of introducing a loyalty bonus too as some units keep on rebelling when the leaders are not in the settlement. One unit, a texturer, was even bribed when left alone and went over to another faction.

Does anyone have any advice?

Thx.

Dol Guldur

NOTE: In case you didn't get it, this post was thick with sarcasm & parody. Thought I'd share.