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    Standing Up For Rationality Senior Member Ronin's Avatar
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    Wink Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    just heard on tv during dinner that president bush was riding a bicycle today in scotland and had an acident and cycled right into a cop! , suposedly he sufered minnor scratches

    can´t find anything in the international press tough.....can anyone confirm/deny?.. rofl

    surelly sounds like something he could do...loool


    i really feel sad for his security detail.....looool....here they are putting all of this energy into trying to protect a man that once almost got taken out by snack food!!!


    you can just picture one secret service guy talking to another......"game´s over man!!!....damn!....*into radio*Gilligan's down!..i repeat!! Gilligan's down!*"

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    You realize that the pretzel is now doing time in Gitmo.

    Now the bike is going too.

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    Edited: There happy every one. I just remeberd im not aloud to express myslef here.
    Last edited by tibilicus; 07-06-2005 at 22:30.


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    Nothing to see here anymore

    Thanks, tibilicus
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    Edited.again.
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    I think its admirable that an almost 60 year old man stays in shape like he does. Lets see how fit you are at that age Tibilicus..

    In any event im surprised this hasnt made headlines if its true, it didnt take long for the pretzel thing to get out.

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    Once again Edited.
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    He's 59 today

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Goodness me, this is sad. Well, at least no one was seriously hurt, though I'm not sure if that's a big plus.

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Well Ive choked on food before and flipped my share of 4-wheelers, so I guess that makes me a huge idiot. (Wait, i dont know if I really want an answer to that question.. )

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    The old chap just got carried away playing cops 'n' robbers.
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    just heard on tv during dinner that president bush was riding a bicycle today in scotland and had an acident and cycled right into a cop! , suposedly he sufered minnor scratches
    He's confident that he can regain some time in the next few flat stages and that by the time they reach the mountains he will be close enough to Armstrong that it could be anybody's tour.

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ichi
    He's confident that he can regain some time in the next few flat stages and that by the time they reach the mountains he will be close enough to Armstrong that it could be anybody's tour.

    ichi
    Rofl, classic Ichi, that really made me chuckle. As did the original story, all the BBC news reporters couldn't keep the smile off their face - likewise with other news reporters as well - when they reported the story, what a laugh and what a fool.
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    I hear Bush started off with a 20 man escort and by the time of the accident only four had been able to stay with the old man.
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    He crashes his bike and it's in the news? Sucks to be president.

    59 and biking is impressive.
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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Hmm, my dad is sixty and he can ride a bike as well as I can(19). He had a big accident when I was a year old, broke his neck in three or four places, and he is still stronger and more agile than me in some ways. So I have to say I can´t really see the miracle in Bush being able to ride a bike, I see older people riding bikes here in Germany quite often.
    If you can ride a bike with 90 that would be more impressive I think.

    I don´t think he´s an idiot though, I think the press just wants to make money out of his problems, a lot of people die and nobody cares, but if Bush has a small accident with a bike, the whole world needs to know.


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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    Hmm, my dad is sixty and he can ride a bike as well as I can(19). He had a big accident when I was a year old, broke his neck in three or four places, and he is still stronger and more agile than me in some ways. So I have to say I can´t really see the miracle in Bush being able to ride a bike, I see older people riding bikes here in Germany quite often.
    If you can ride a bike with 90 that would be more impressive I think.
    My dad is 62 and he rides 20-40km a day if the weather is good. My uncle is near 70 and sometimes rides up to a hundred km in one stretch.

    I wonder how fast Bush rides though, my dad rides 20-24 km/h and my uncle 25-30 km/h (estimated for him).

    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    I don´t think he´s an idiot though, I think the press just wants to make money out of his problems, a lot of people die and nobody cares, but if Bush has a small accident with a bike, the whole world needs to know.
    It's lighter news, a nice contrast to the wars, famine, terrorism and all those other things in the news, you can't have just the big issues in the news, it would be too depressing.
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