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    Standing Up For Rationality Senior Member Ronin's Avatar
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    Wink Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    just heard on tv during dinner that president bush was riding a bicycle today in scotland and had an acident and cycled right into a cop! , suposedly he sufered minnor scratches

    canīt find anything in the international press tough.....can anyone confirm/deny?.. rofl

    surelly sounds like something he could do...loool


    i really feel sad for his security detail.....looool....here they are putting all of this energy into trying to protect a man that once almost got taken out by snack food!!!


    you can just picture one secret service guy talking to another......"gameīs over man!!!....damn!....*into radio*Gilligan's down!..i repeat!! Gilligan's down!*"

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    You realize that the pretzel is now doing time in Gitmo.

    Now the bike is going too.

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    Edited: There happy every one. I just remeberd im not aloud to express myslef here.
    Last edited by tibilicus; 07-06-2005 at 22:30.


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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Nothing to see here anymore

    Thanks, tibilicus
    Last edited by Ser Clegane; 07-07-2005 at 08:03.

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Edited.again.
    Last edited by tibilicus; 07-06-2005 at 22:29.


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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    I think its admirable that an almost 60 year old man stays in shape like he does. Lets see how fit you are at that age Tibilicus..

    In any event im surprised this hasnt made headlines if its true, it didnt take long for the pretzel thing to get out.

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Once again Edited.
    Last edited by tibilicus; 07-06-2005 at 22:29.


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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    He's 59 today

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Goodness me, this is sad. Well, at least no one was seriously hurt, though I'm not sure if that's a big plus.

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Well Ive choked on food before and flipped my share of 4-wheelers, so I guess that makes me a huge idiot. (Wait, i dont know if I really want an answer to that question.. )

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Alright clam down! Im only trying to share a joke or two. God i will shut up then if every coment i post gets such a bad responce.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJager
    Well Ive choked on food before and flipped my share of 4-wheelers, so I guess that makes me a huge idiot. (Wait, i dont know if I really want an answer to that question.. )
    You are not sure if you want an answer?! Well, I'll give you one anyway, just to be on the safe side, ok?

    Of course you aren't an idiot, clumpsy maybe, but certainly no idiot. Personally, I would like to shake the hand of a guy who never choked on his food or never fell of a bike.

    Maybe a paralized guy somewhere, eating from a tube that cannot ride a bike (he is paralyzed) but then again, he cant shake hands either!



    edit: maybe GWB is just thrilled, as am I, that tour de france is happening - and want to share his happiness
    Last edited by Sjakihata; 07-06-2005 at 22:28.
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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Ok drop the situation! I have edited all my post to take back those things! What more can I do? Anserw me that one hey? Infact don't give me an anserw. It will just be in the form of an insult.


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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Quote Originally Posted by tibilicus
    I have edited all my post to take back those things! What more can I do? Ansew me that one hey?
    If I give you my paypal # you can send me a couple of thousand quids, ok?
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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    What about the time he dropped his dog out a helicopter.

    And the time he fell off the Segway.

    And the other time he fell off his bike.

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    No. You can get off my money. Be carful Martinus. They attaked me when i sujested those things.


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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    But they are facts.

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    Nobodies attacking you Tibilicus.. I just dont think its right to judge his intelligence by such things. Older men arent as agile as younger one's.. usually.

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    Ok im not sujesting that.Iwas just having a joke thats all. Once again i am sorry if i ofended anyone, I am sorry if you dont find my sense humor funny,I am sorry if you find me immature and i am sorry if any of you misinterpreted me or I have offended any of you. And i am sorry Mr. George Bush Junior for sujesting you were dumb. There. Now is there any one still offended by anything i said? I hope not.


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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    I wonder if FOX news would EVER show or even mention this incindent.



    They are so partisan they could even ignore criminal ethics to protect their beloved president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tibilicus
    Once again i am sorry if i ofended anyone, I am sorry if you dont find my sense humor funny,I am sorry if you find me immature and i am sorry if any of you misinterpreted me or I have offended any of you. And i am sorry Mr. George Bush Junior for sujesting you were dumb. There. Now is there any one still offended by anything i said?
    On behalf of the Jews, they are offended and call you a racist for not mentioning them, they feel they are discriminated against, since they werent mentioned, please apologize to the Jews.
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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Can we get over the pointless Bush bashing? I'm as much in favour of Bush bashing, WHEN IT IS DESERVED. However, while there are many things about Bush that deserve criticism, his ability to guide a bicycle is so trivial as to wonder why anyone would bother to comment on it...

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    I wonder if FOX news would EVER show or even mention this incindent.



    They are so partisan they could even ignore criminal ethics to protect their beloved president
    I saw it on Fox earlier. Try watching it.. or has your government still got it banned?

    Another preconception shattered thanks to reality.

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    Reality is a bitch isnt it, panzer jager, I just wonder when your eyes will fall upon it to discover the horrible things Bush actually is supporting...
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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Why dont you open my eyes to these "horrible things". Id really appreciate it.

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    On behalf of the Jews, they are offended and call you a racist for not mentioning them, they feel they are discriminated against, since they werent mentioned, please apologize to the Jews.
    Because that is related to the topic at hand.

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJager
    I saw it on Fox earlier. Try watching it.. or has your government still got it banned?

    Another preconception shattered thanks to reality.
    Was the police officer he run over described as an freedom-hating terrorist?

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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    The old chap just got carried away playing cops 'n' robbers.
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    Default Re: Bush cycles into a police officer??? ROFLMAO!!

    just heard on tv during dinner that president bush was riding a bicycle today in scotland and had an acident and cycled right into a cop! , suposedly he sufered minnor scratches
    He's confident that he can regain some time in the next few flat stages and that by the time they reach the mountains he will be close enough to Armstrong that it could be anybody's tour.

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