After making raps in which he repeatedly threatens bombing missions against American targets, violence against uncovered women, and all sorts of other lovely 'fun anecdotes', American born Bassam Khalaf was amazed to learn he would no longer be allowed to work as a baggage handler.
What can I stick in this suitcase? I've got a record to sell...

What amazes me about this story is the guy actually sounds surprised he won't be allowed access to baggage being loaded onto planes anymore. Is he just stupid? I mean, granted, it's unlikely he's serious, but what if he is? The guy is on record (literally and figuratively in this case) saying he intends to bomb American targets. Wouldn't we be pretty damn dumb to allow him access?