I think the title explains it.
The worst film I can remember seeing has to be King Arthur - that was an appalling film.
Oh, 100 posts. And still a junior member. Grr
what's the worst film you've ever seen?
I think the title explains it.
The worst film I can remember seeing has to be King Arthur - that was an appalling film.
Oh, 100 posts. And still a junior member. Grr
"Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"
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Re: what's the worst film you've ever seen?
Well, the worst was: The Ladykillers, with Tom Hanks...
Bleah.....
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Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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Holy Moses with Dudley Moore.
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Right i have a good few shite films i have seen over the years:
The Bruce: Biopic of Rob the Bruce and is quite frankly awful and painful to watch
DareDevil: the worst comic book film in my opinion, total shite
The Sin Eater: Sweet Christ did this one suck. bad acting, bad dialogue, bad film
The Village: You either love or hate this film and i hate it. Pure crap and one of the only films that i nearly slipped into a coma in the cinema watching it.
Revolution: Pile of steaming arse that is famous purely for almost ending Al Pacino's career.
There is no doubt many more, Jaws the Revenge ( terrible, a shark roaring had me in laughing but not in a good way), love actually( Oh God please someone shoot Curtis before he does another film like this), etc
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and to think he wrote Blackadder
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I know. It's tragic, isn't it?Originally Posted by InsaneApache
and to think he wrote Blackadder
"Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"
-Wise words from John Prescott
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Yeah but its no coincidence that Ben Elton (though I hate the guy) came in for series 2 and THEN it began to get funny. Series 1 was awful. I'd wager heavily that he wrote all the best stuff.
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Blairwitch Project -It's a laughfest though, hence it's not that bad technically.
Species III -
Affleck is not Daredevil, he's a goofball. Hulk is just as bad as Daredevil IMO.
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Series one was very bad. Blackadder was just a stupid coward, not funny. You are right when you say it got better when Ben Elton came in (and Rowan Atkinson left the writing part).
"Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"
-Wise words from John Prescott
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It took ten posts for someone to mention The Hulk?
That movie sucked. Well, I know for sure the first twenty minutes did, but I left after that.
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Er, actually, Quietus mentioned it in post eight, near the end:
"Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"
-Wise words from John Prescott
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Prol, you should read through threads entirely - especially threads as short as this - just in case yoou make a silly mistake
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*blush* I was hasty in my rush to point out how awful it was. My apologies.
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I'm sure you'll be forgiven eventually
"Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"
-Wise words from John Prescott
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Mulholland Dr. is the most unwatchable movie I have ever come across. To think some people consider it a masterpiece
Hell even the titie action it's famous for is only for a couple of seconds.
F'n David Lynch, I hate you so much.
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Anaconda is the worst movie I ever saw in a theater, bad dialogue, poor plot, crappy CG, horrible score, bad cinemaphotography, relentlessly ridiculous acting, even the popcorn was bad that night
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ps and Starship Troopers, what the hell was that?
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15 posts and no one mentioned battlefield earth? The making of that movie was a crime against humanity.
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I thought it was a wild movie. Hard to understand no doubt, maybe even un-understandable, like a dream, but a very engrossing movie.Mulholland Dr. is the most unwatchable movie I have ever come across. To think some people consider it a masterpiece
Hell even the titie action it's famous for is only for a couple of seconds.
F'n David Lynch, I hate you so much.
That was one a only a few movies that left me with film clips rolling through my head.
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Plan 9 from outer space is widely recognised as the worst movie ever.
I love that movie. Especialy the shower sceneps and Starship Troopers, what the hell was that?
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Just recently watched hide and seek. That was terrible!
Spoiler- Highlite to see
It's ending is a complete compy of fight club
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You learn something new everyday...and there was I thinking the worst was Santas Claus verses the MartiansPlan 9 from outer space is widely recognised as the worst movie ever.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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I guess youve never seen Monster a-Go Go!You learn something new everyday...and there was I thinking the worst was Santas Claus verses the Martians
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Has the new Honey Mooners movie even been released yet? Its already on the bottom 100.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0373908/
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well you got me there...just one question? ....will it enrich my life?I guess youve never seen Monster a-Go Go!
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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See for yourself:well you got me there...just one question? ....will it enrich my life?
http://www.agonybooth.com/monster_a_go_go/
And heres the funniest thing ive ever heard
http://www.agonybooth.com/monster_a_...0A-Go%20Go.mp3
Lyrics:
Go, you monster, back to space
I don't like your haunted face
Alright
Go, you monster, go
Go, you monster, go now
Go, you monster, go!
You may come from beyond the moon
But to me, you're just a goon
Alright
Go, you monster, go
Awwwww-right nowwwww
Go, you monster, go!
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I felt so much better before I heard that...
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: what's the worst film you've ever seen?
I was up 192 posts and still a junior. Wait for you time. The welcome motion comes about once a month.I think the title explains it.
The worst film I can remember seeing has to be King Arthur - that was an appalling film.
Oh, 100 posts. And still a junior member. Grr
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I can back up my claim
LINKThe Unofficial "Plan 9 From Outer Space" Webpage
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I agree with you completly. But then, the movies I hate could fill a room.Mulholland Dr. is the most unwatchable movie I have ever come across. To think some people consider it a masterpiece
Hell even the titie action it's famous for is only for a couple of seconds.
F'n David Lynch, I hate you so much.
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Time bandits
Spy Kids
Somewhere in time
These are the bad ones that I actuall sat through (cause someone recommended them), usually I walk out pretty quick.
I did hear about a movie that started with a 20 minute potty-cam diarhea sequence. That would have to be the worst.
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