Think Of Your Own Total War Unit
YEP THE MESSAGES IS IN THE TITLE THINK OF YOUR OWN UNIT TELL US WHAT IT HAS AND STUFF EXAMPLE:
Abokasix samurai
kills enemy by annoying them also kicks ass in combat armed in titainium samurai armor and an extra LONG samurai blade this kicks ass (look in a post by me in cout down to open beta bartix for image)
you also have to beat the other persons unit!
also say how it will!!!
Last edited by Abokasee; 06-25-2005 at 18:41.
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King Edward Cavalry
The most powerful cavalry in the world. It starts with maximum armour, swords and valour and it's unbeatable. The commander(me) has maximum stats( Influence, Piety, Dread, Command, Acumen)
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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Beating the unit above:
Grenade Samurais
A unit that throws grenades at enemies. Also very experienced fighters. This unit contains 1 million samurais, armed with aforementioned grenades and a long samurai sword. They have steel samurai armour.
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Edwardian tanks
These tanks are a combination of T34, Sherman and King Tiger I and are the best tanks in the world!!! Only 60 exist and have been made during the reign of King Edward I Longshanks to defeat the Scots and Welsh
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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Rolandian Foot Knights
Utterly fearless and the most superb foot knights to fight on the field. Small in number, but a handful can easily slaughter an army of thousands. Also comes with Oliverian Axemen.
Warning: Due to their bravery, they find retreat impossible and are quite impetuous.
www.thechap.net
"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
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Edwardeos Kilibanophoroius
Utterly fearless and hugely powerful cavalry trained within the great walls of Constantinople. They are often impetous and they do not know the words "fear" or "retreat". Their bows can reach up to 500m and their steel plate mail armor make them unbeatable cavalry.
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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King Ragnars Royal Guard
These men carry long spears that destroy cavelry, they can hide anywere and wait for the enemy to get close to them then they jump out on the unknowing cavelry, charge at them with spears whilst other member hurl javelins, rocks and heads of defeated enemys,they aim for the horses when the rider is on the floor they take no prisoners usually beheading the rider instantly.
Vote For The British nationalist Party.
Say no to multi-culturalism.
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Beirut's Bowmen
Long range archers. High mobility. Quick speed. Great accuracy. Appear and disappear like the wind, dissolving into the forest before the flight of arrows has even landed. Re-appearing elsewhere to unleash another devasting and unstoppable volley.
A 15th century MLRS system.
Unto each good man a good dog
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LOTR fellowship.
Band of unbeatable fighters. Each man in the unit boasts a different talent. One is the best bowman to have graced the earth. Another wields a large axe, short in stature but very strong, etc.
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Fat man with great influence
You will not want to mess with this guy, unless you wish the doom of your own world.
The man hides in an advanced bunker complex, and will detect when an attack is forthcoming. If such an attack is detected, he will uses his influence and press the big red button, thus launching billions of nukes on the aggressors homelands. This unit is strictly defensive and has no mobility.
Common Unreflected Drinking Only Smartens
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Tibeliers
Aleat cavalry me who posess the skill to skirmish and attak. Great alround units. Among the fastest and finest horsemen know to man kind.
Wow. Only Abokasee could make a thread as good as this. Well done mate!
"A lamb goes to the slaughter but a man, he knows when to walk away."
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Super kantanna porn stars (lol)
seduce enemy to come near when their off there hosre they cut their heads off.
quote from max payne two:
Love hurts...
Last edited by KukriKhan; 06-26-2005 at 15:45. Reason: language
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Totally Useless People
These must be the worst fighters the world has ever known. Extremely poor morale (they only joined up because Mummy said so), they have as much armour as a worm and armed with only a blunt pencil. Man, even a o valour/armour/attack peasant can beat these guys. And that's with one hand tied behind his back and blindfolded! These people are fast, but only if they're running away.
www.thechap.net
"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
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Auradoa Bomber
The biggest fastest deadlyest bomber of all time these things easily bomb punny peasents and other things
(you are aloud to say about buildings to!)
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magic walking pies.
they use their magic powers and shoot nuclear bombs at you, there are many types: apple pie, cherry,...
damn I'm hungry.
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More suitable for the Entrance Hall, I think.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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Huge Fat Man
He is imune to nuclear bombs as he was hit by one at a early age and survived,loves pies and will eat anything,his only weakness exercise.
Vote For The British nationalist Party.
Say no to multi-culturalism.
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Hibernian Singing Fat Lady
Attack her if you dare because as soon as she sings................
"Go tell the Spartans,stranger passing by that here,obedient to their laws we lie."
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Viking Elephants
These enormous creatures scares the crap out of everybody they meet.
They are 3 meter tall and come from the deepest fjords of Norway. They wear armour of titanium so they can easily withstand heavy machine gun fire.
They can`t run amok `cause I stuffed their ears with potatoes so they can`t hear anything
Runes for good luck:
[1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1
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Atom bomb!
Beats viking elephants by dropping the bomb from 1000ft!
Armored atom bomb!
Same as the atom bomb, but with extra armor so it can resist attacks and defusing attempts better!
Kataphraktos atom bombs!
With armor covering everything except the button which starts the countdown!
Last edited by Rodion Romanovich; 06-25-2005 at 20:54.
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"In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore
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Beaten by light pizza delivery peltastoi. Their light armament allows them to deliver pizzas at a high enough speed to give the huge fat man a heart attackOriginally Posted by King Ragnar
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"In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore
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Kenshin's Atheist Brigade
Extremely disciplined atheists, immune to inquisitions, armed with Naginatas and XM-8's. Defeat the pizza delivery man by stopping him in his tracks with questions on his piety and stubborn debate on religion.
"A man's dying is more his survivor's affair than his own."
C.S. Lewis
"So many people tiptoe through life, so carefully, to arrive, safely, at death."
Jermaine Evans
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The Midas Brigade
anything that even touches this unit turns to gold
(due to the unit being impervious to anything MADE of gold the agressor is naturally thus neutralised)
a real source of wealth for the wielder of such a unit!!!
atomic weapons are not yet IN any TotalWar release, and even then the explosion itself turns to gold dust - harmeless to The Midas Brigade
arrows become gold upon contact, same with any projectiles
The winds that blows -
ask them, which leaf on the tree
will be next to go.
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Rock.
Has the ability to smash through paper at will.
Yup, nothin' beats good ol' Rock.
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Kataphraktos Universalos Atomicos Bombos
The most powerful atomic bomb, heavily armored, and when it explodes, it destroyes the whole Universe
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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The REAL Ultimate Ninja!!!1!
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.
RTW, 167 BC: Rome expels Greek philosophers after the Lex Fannia law is passed. This bans the effete and nasty Greek practice of 'philosophy' in favour of more manly, properly Roman pursuits that don't involve quite so much thinking.
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The Totalwar.Org Nerds
This unit WOULD be devastating, if not for the reason that they all sit complacently in front of their computers typing insults and rebuttlas to each other in some pointless thread in the backroom. And when they read this, they will get angry and start a Flame War... of which the rest of the Org doesn't Care... unfortunately this anger cannot be harnessed, for it's locked into the square radius of the user. This unit is not totally useless however, as they may distract a curious enemy... in the end however, this unit always destroys itself, and everything within a 1 inch radius around it. Users Be Warned.
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Brabanconne Mercenary Soldiers. Master looters, will steal anything, as long as it is valuable. They will loot anything made of gold, any atom bomb, as well as any sharp object or computer the enemy uses against them. They will sell it on the black market, go with their money to the pub and get extremely drunk.
Secondary attack: Bad Alcohol Breath: stunnes and defeats any enemy within 5 metres distance.
Last edited by Brutus; 06-26-2005 at 13:30.
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Clever, but also water and food turn into gold upon contact, so the Midas Brigade tend to die from starvation after a few days. They are best defeated by light unarmed horsemen who can stay out of the way until their enemy gets hungry/thirsty, or by maintaining siege instead of assaulting
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"In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore
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Check and MateClever, but also water and food turn into gold upon contact, so the Midas Brigade tend to die from starvation after a few days. They are best defeated by light unarmed horsemen who can stay out of the way until their enemy gets hungry/thirsty, or by maintaining siege instead of assaulting
thus far the most powerful unit is light unarmed horsemen with patience and a packed lunch
The winds that blows -
ask them, which leaf on the tree
will be next to go.
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