PETA has even offered Fishkill an incentive to eradicate its history: if the town changes its title, the group will give $15,000 worth of soy-based fish products to local schools.
Somehow, I doubt the kids would appreciate that. Besides, what the heck is a soy based fish product? It sounds like it's not even fish.

"When they think of Fishkill, they think of abusing fish and that's not the right message," a spokeswoman for the group's fish empathy project said of those who might see the name on a map.
I know the first thing I thought was about putting little bluegills on the rack until they told me where the good trout fishing spots were, not to mention poking bass with needles just for fun.

Is there no limit to how stupid people can become and still have enough brain power to run their bodily functions?
Apperently not.

Crazed Rabbit