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    Cool Tips on how to attract a girl

    Title explains everything

    Everyone here, post your tips. Some of us are in need of them(not me!!!), so It would be a great thing.

    And mods, if it is active enough, make it a sticky please.
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    Default Re: Tips of how to attract a girl

    Give her a good long look right in her eyes and say "How about another round of beer?"

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    Money, status and power.
    Don't have any aspirations - they're doomed to fail.

    Rumours...

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    Humhum

    *cough*

    "How YOU doin'?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutus
    Humhum

    *cough*

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    lol mate Joey!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Somebody Else
    Money, status and power.
    Completely wrong. She must have pity on you. Girls love birds with broken wings

    And Teddies, of course!

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    Bring another specimen.

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    Good idea but I'm afraid I cannot be of help for people here.

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    I have been in love with the same girl for 1,5 year now, she was in my class, but not anymore. Anyway, she knew it and I tried everything to make her give me a chance to prove I was the one. But while me and some others (me included makes it 5 in total ) did this, she kept 'searching' for a boyfriend, while she had 5 people who wanted to, she kept searching! GAH! girls... you are never good enough for them, they say you're nice but in fact they always keep hoping some bad-singing celebrity will be theirs. GAH again! I would have done anything for that girl! If I could get every female on the world I would still pick her, but I just wasn't good enough...

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    sorry for going so off topic. I am trying to forget her by playing STW and being around here but it's hard. deep down I still hope...-you know-...

    so I can't be of help, I'm no good at this.
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    Spend a whole hour talking to her about Total war, pay special attention to make sure she understands how the macedonian phallanx worked and about how bowmen used to be much stronger in Shogun than in Medieval. Also tell her about that time when you defeated a whole bunch of Egyptians by only using 2 units of cavaly and 4 units of peasants ( make sure you use the bottles and glasses,forks,plates around the bar/restaurant/cafee table to re-enact your battle tactic as accurately as possible )

    If you run out of words dont worry. You can always talk about sports, your ex girlfriend, politics and of course that skin rash you got last month and it still itches...

    Then all girls can be mine! MIIINE! MUHAHAHAHHA!
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    Tips on how to attract a girl
    Ignore her.

    Seriously it will make her curious why on earth you
    are not interested in her.
    Apart from that, I second everything rasoforos said.
    After all, girls really like to talk about warfare, don't they?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
    Every time I hear this question, I crack up. Girls aren't quite as Superficial as us guys when it comes to judging the opposite sex.
    Not quite as; substantially more.

    Never walk into the trap of thinking that girls are somehow more profound then boys. They are, in matter a fact, much worse.

    They just pretend better!

    As for the tips

    My one and only pickup line:

    I drive down the street, wave a stack of twenties at any woman on any street corner:

    “HEY!!!” *wave money*

    “GET IN!!! I’M NOT A COP!!!”

    It works.




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    be confident and funny but not too much cuz she'll think your arrogant. let it come to you but steer it behind the scenes. be nice but not slimey. show her your emotions.

    We do not sow.

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    talk about Alexander the great and compare him to Hannibal and then move on to Napoleon while just giving Ceaser a few credits.... they will love you.

    not really... find something you have in common and talk about it, and when ever you can, be funny or give her compliments... works for me

    or play it safe, tell her: "Wonna come home ot my place and have sex and eat popcorn?"
    Then she says: "no"
    And you look all offended: "What!? you dont like popcorn?"
    then she will probably slap you haha
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    Not acting like a jerk is always a good start.
    Somehow being down on your luck (but not being a whiney baby) can get a good sympathy reaction.

    However, as has been previously noted: women are nuts. So these suggestions may work on some but fail pathetically on others.

    EDIT: Do not attempt anything with women when you are drunk. Just don't, if it works you may regret it and if it doesn't there's a fair chance you'll have made a complete tit out of yourself.

    EDIT2: Common interests, find out what she likes and get into it yourself. It's amazing how interesting you can find absolute crap when you want in the pants of one of its devotees.
    Last edited by Taffy_is_a_Taff; 07-23-2005 at 00:55.

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    Default Re: Tips on how to attract a girl

    It all well and dandy posting in this and thank god for your advice but it is all, in fact, useless. Unless your and a tall, muscle-bound, god-like hero character who can sing and loves to talk about "where the relationship is heading (oh me all the way....it helps to tell her you are a crucial part of a conspiracy to bring about the end of the so called frog) then you really aint getting anywhere....or that maybe only girls at MY school.
    EDIT: It also helps if you are in a band......unless its a Slipknot tribut band...Metallica would do
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    Do as the Brabantines do. Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to your lair.

    Oh, and ian: No. All you need to do is seem confident (seem; you can be a nervous wreck beneath the vernish, but just seem to be confident!) and talk fast. Be funny and audacious. Done.
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    musicians: Ian of Smeg is spot on about musicians. Nothing else applies, if you are a musician you will get girls.

    Sure playing something like the cello may not get you girls in high school but it will afterwards.

    Musicians are bastards.

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    Depends. What girls do you get? Hoes if your an MC (and a good one at that, with a good producer), goths () if you play metal etc, punks... Naw. I'd rather be an RnB crooner. Or just me. Yeah, I'll settle for that.
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    My friends are in a band, they all have the hottest girlfriends ever... Though the lead guitarist's cousin is with the rythym guitarst, which I imagine is wierd.
    Well, except for the bass player, but we all think he's gay...

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    Tip 1: Be sexy

    Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)

    Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

    Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you

    Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)

    Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you

    Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are

    Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.

    That's all the advice I can churn out today. Use it well young padowan.

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    Didn't I already tell you Edz that women were evil?! :p

    Attracting women is easy, just talk to them in flirtatious ways while looking them in the eye a fair bit - you can normally judge how you are doing by the response to that. As long as you don't say anything too bloody stupid and don't look like Michael Jackson, you should do pretty well.

    The hard part comes after all that attracting bit, then women are bloody evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Tip 1: Be sexy
    Hmm, Iīm trying to some degree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)
    I like to critisize in ironical ways, not meaning it like I say, but I know girls like to misunderstand that...

    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you
    My upper body is not that nice and Iīm still working on my muscles...
    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)
    That may be very well true, I did it whenever this certain girl didnīt seem to like me, it made the impression of raising her interest again...until she began to hate me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you
    Ask for her name? I know it already without asking, but sounds like a mistake of mine.
    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are
    Just did not long ago.
    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.
    Thatīs very funny, because the girl Iīm aiming at was apparently too shy, I asked her out in some stupid way and she didnīt respond for 3 weeks, I didnīt ask again, etc. blabla and now(>―year later) she hates me.

    But I got no problem with that, there have been enough girls who asked me, but Iīve always been either not interested or too stupid, I donīt take it too serious anymore and just laugh about it, Iīll find some nice girl somewhen, but I wouldnīt bother if it was soon.
    Of course I got no tips because I couldnīt even get a girlfriend myself so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    I like to critisize in ironical ways, not meaning it like I say, but I know girls like to misunderstand that...
    Don't do it at all. Even if you are 100% right they will not appreciate it.


    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    My upper body is not that nice and Iīm still working on my muscles...
    You're not attract pretty girls if your not fit, or at least skinny enough to be able to show muscle. Hell even the fat ones want fit men.

    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    That may be very well true, I did it whenever this certain girl didnīt seem to like me, it made the impression of raising her interest again...until she began to hate me.
    Well you just keep ignoring them until they are ready for plucking.

    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    Ask for her name? I know it already without asking, but sounds like a mistake of mine.
    They ask something else, like how come you are here also, or somthing that has to do with the situation.


    Quote Originally Posted by Husar
    But I got no problem with that, there have been enough girls who asked me, but Iīve always been either not interested or too stupid,
    Same here, when ugly chicks ask me, I blow them off, and when hott ones ask me, it seems to good to be true and I blow them off(which is a sign of stupidity really)

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    Have long hair. Then when they ask you to braid it, refuse at first, then reluctantly give in. However, it's a slippery slope, and so far it has only worked with girls that my best friends are going out with... I need to get out more...

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    Lie, everything you do right treat as nothing everything you do wrong treat as everything, vice versa for them. Let them talk about themselves and when you find something similar to yourself relate. When ever they ask you to do something you don't want to slowly give in. And start off by making friends, ignore the boobs for a while and become the guy they know well and trust, then ramp up the "i wanna bone you" stuff, but do it with some more class than that. Or join a band, worked for Axl Rose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
    Title explains everything

    Everyone here, post your tips. Some of us are in need of them(not me!!!), so It would be a great thing.

    And mods, if it is active enough, make it a sticky please.
    Let me get this straight:

    You're asking a bunch of patrons of an online wargaming discussion forum for tips on how to pick up women?

    You might have better luck asking the patrons at the next Star Trek convention...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wizard
    Do as the Brabantines do. Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to your lair.
    Still the most effective way to do it...

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    Somehow, I think Goofball is right. But then...I've seen worse help on other boards. Not that I can think of where mind you...but I'm sure I have.

    And yes, girls are nuts. They're fun, entertaining...but insane.

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    My best advices, smile, be confident and dont be scare of being turned away ! If that dont work, try with the next one

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    Rock out. I have actually picked up chicks this way, and any chick you pick up from rocking out is the kind you want to have around.

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