Tips on how to attract a girl

[edyzmedieval]

Title explains everything

Everyone here, post your tips. Some of us are in need of them(not me!!!), so It would be a great thing.

And mods, if it is active enough, make it a sticky please.

[Samurai Waki]

Give her a good long look right in her eyes and say "How about another round of beer?"

[Somebody Else]

Money, status and power.

[Brutus]

Humhum

*cough*

"How YOU doin'?"

[Taurus]

Humhum

*cough*

"How YOU doin'?"

lol mate Joey!

[Franconicus]

Money, status and power.

Completely wrong. She must have pity on you. Girls love birds with broken wings

And Teddies, of course!

[Fragony]

Bring another specimen.

[Drisos]

Good idea but I'm afraid I cannot be of help for people here.

*****

I have been in love with the same girl for 1,5 year now, she was in my class, but not anymore. Anyway, she knew it and I tried everything to make her give me a chance to prove I was the one. But while me and some others (me included makes it 5 in total ) did this, she kept 'searching' for a boyfriend, while she had 5 people who wanted to, she kept searching! GAH! girls... you are never good enough for them, they say you're nice but in fact they always keep hoping some bad-singing celebrity will be theirs. GAH again! I would have done anything for that girl! If I could get every female on the world I would still pick her, but I just wasn't good enough...

*****

sorry for going so off topic. I am trying to forget her by playing STW and being around here but it's hard. deep down I still hope...-you know-...

so I can't be of help, I'm no good at this.

[rasoforos]

Spend a whole hour talking to her about Total war, pay special attention to make sure she understands how the macedonian phallanx worked and about how bowmen used to be much stronger in Shogun than in Medieval. Also tell her about that time when you defeated a whole bunch of Egyptians by only using 2 units of cavaly and 4 units of peasants ( make sure you use the bottles and glasses,forks,plates around the bar/restaurant/cafee table to re-enact your battle tactic as accurately as possible )

If you run out of words dont worry. You can always talk about sports, your ex girlfriend, politics and of course that skin rash you got last month and it still itches...

Then all girls can be mine! MIIINE! MUHAHAHAHHA!

[Voigtkampf]

Every time I hear this question, I crack up. Girls aren't quite as Superficial as us guys when it comes to judging the opposite sex.

Not quite as; substantially more.

Never walk into the trap of thinking that girls are somehow more profound then boys. They are, in matter a fact, much worse.

They just pretend better!

As for the tips

My one and only pickup line:

I drive down the street, wave a stack of twenties at any woman on any street corner:

“HEY!!!” *wave money*

“GET IN!!! I’M NOT A COP!!!”

It works.

[Goofball]

Title explains everything

Everyone here, post your tips. Some of us are in need of them(not me!!!), so It would be a great thing.

And mods, if it is active enough, make it a sticky please.

Let me get this straight:

You're asking a bunch of patrons of an online wargaming discussion forum for tips on how to pick up women?

You might have better luck asking the patrons at the next Star Trek convention...

[Ja'chyra]

Let me get this straight:

You're asking a bunch of patrons of an online wargaming discussion forum for tips on how to pick up women?

You might have better luck asking the patrons at the next Star Trek convention...

Hahahahahaha, how true.

Anyway, my advice would be

1. Make her laugh
2. Get her drunk
3. Take her home

Simple

[edyzmedieval]

Hahahahahaha, how true.

Anyway, my advice would be

1. Make her laugh
2. Get her drunk
3. Take her home

Simple

Let's assume that I'm taking her to my home.
What am I going to do with her?!

[edyzmedieval]

For the following situation, I need help.

A good looking girl, without a boyfriend. She declared to me that she is waiting for him, and she also said that she is not looking for any guy. Nice and sweet. I asked her, what is her favourite type of guy. She said: " I'm not telling you".

Now, how do I "conquer" her!?

[Strike For The South]

Fly me to Romania and for a small fee ill take care of this "Guy"

[Ja'chyra]

Let's assume that I'm taking her to my home.
What am I going to do with her?!

If you can't figure it out then you don't deserve to know.

[edyzmedieval]

If you can't figure it out then you don't deserve to know.

Just kidding....

Can you help me, BTW?!

[Big_John]

every other time i see this thread in the frontroom, i think it reads "Tips on how to attack a girl".


.. paging doctor freud!

[The Wizard]

Oh my, case 134: unprocessed dumped syndrome.

[xemitg]

Be clean

[KrooK]

What can I say ;)
Just be yourself.
But best tip on girl is full wallet :P

[Samurai Waki]

How I met my Girlfriend:

She was drunk at a friends party...not really drunk, but drunk enough to where my friend knew she wasn't suitable to drive. She needed a ride home, I was in a good mood so I thought "what the hell...I'll take her home", so as I'm driving she begins talking to me, mostly just about random **** that I didn't really care about, but I answered each question. I asked her if she wanted to get some coffee or something to eat, so we did, and then after that we just kind of hung out for the rest of the evening. I never got a phone # or anything, and I didn't really ask for it, nor was I really seeking a relationship.
About two weeks pass, and I had just got off work, I'm driving home and I see a car accident (which are Common in California if you didn't know that), and shes standing outside her car cursing and swearing because someone had T-Boned her vehicle, I pull over, and see whats going on and if everything is okay because no police vehicles had shown up yet. So after the matter is taken care of, and her vehicle is towed away to be repaired I offer to drive her home...again. She was a bit shaken up, so I just drove her to my house instead because it was only 5 minutes away and her place was like an hour away. After she recovered I asked her if she would have any trouble getting to work in the mornings, because her home was on the same route I had to go to get to College in the morning, she accepted. So for about a month I did the same routine, picked her up in the mornings, drove to college, picked her up from work after college and went to work.
During these drives, if you've familiar with the interstates in California, it takes awhile to go from one place to another, so we get to know each other pretty well and then one evening I was driving home and she asked me "so how come you haven't asked me out yet?", I shrug and reply "I wasn't ready" then out of nowhere she decides it would be a good time to make-out... and well the rest is history. Needless to say, about a week ago she moved into my place and I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I liked my stuff... especially my posters of scantily clad women and neon bar signs...now it looks all normal. but at least its clean

So the lesson of my story is, is that sometimes the relationships that catch you at a complete surprise are the best ones, I wasn't even looking for anyone, and then suddenly she appeared in my life and it has never been better...in more ways than one

[LeftEyeNine]

Nice coincidence and a beautiful relationship there, Wazi, congrats and shall it be for long.

Yep that's true. If you're looking something more than "Wham Bam, Thank you ma'am!", give up looking for it. What they call "love" happens when you are not looking for it nor chasing it and while you are completely unprepared like Wazi. That's why love is exciting

[edyzmedieval]

That's why love is exciting

Love is always exciting.