Tips on how to attract a girl

**Banquo's Ghost** · 03-29-2006, 19:36

Originally Posted by English assassin

Has anyone suggested using a girltrap?

What you need is a large wooden box (something like a tea chest, only biogger, unless you only want to attract dwarves). Put it open side down, but tilt it up and support one edge with a small stick.

I heard you can catch birds very effectively by putting gum on a twig so they stick when they perch.

What? Er...you mean not the right kind of birds....confused.... er..

**Alexanderofmacedon** · 03-31-2006, 05:01

First you should be really, really nice and get them to really like you...

...then make them do all your homework

It's a win, win situation...

**Strike For The South** · 03-31-2006, 05:11

wait...We get girlfriends just so they can do our Homework?...! The lies!

**Samurai Waki** · 03-31-2006, 05:29

Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:

Step One: Greet Her with a firm squeeze to the buttox
Step Two: Say Something that makes you sound wordly such as "Hola Senioritos"
Step Three: Offer Her Something as a reward for paying attention to you such as Champagne (pronounce it as Champ-Ag-n) So that it sounds like you know your French.
Step Four: All women like to be praised say something along the lines of "My Favorite Part of the Woman is the boobies" or perhaps "Your Tight Body will look voluptuous in my Silk Bed Sheets"
Step Five: Wave a couple of hundred dollars in her face
Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...

After Completing these Six Easy Steps she should be yours!

**Craterus** · 04-01-2006, 00:25

Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:

Step One: Greet Her with a firm squeeze to the buttox
Step Two: Say Something that makes you sound wordly such as "Hola Senioritos"
Step Three: Offer Her Something as a reward for paying attention to you such as Champagne (pronounce it as Champ-Ag-n) So that it sounds like you know your French.
Step Four: All women like to be praised say something along the lines of "My Favorite Part of the Woman is the boobies" or perhaps "Your Tight Body will look voluptuous in my Silk Bed Sheets"
Step Five: Wave a couple of hundred dollars in her face
Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...

After Completing these Six Easy Steps she should be yours!

How's your success rate with this?

**Upxl** · 04-01-2006, 13:19

Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:

Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...

Would a red painted Volkswagen do the trick?

**edyzmedieval** · 04-01-2006, 17:50

Originally Posted by Upxl

Would a red painted Volkswagen do the trick?

How's your success rate with this?

101%

Guaranteed lifetime warranty.

**Azi Tohak** · 04-02-2006, 16:40

I have no tips on how to attract girls that are different from some of the more useful stuff in here. Every relationship I have ever had has snuck up on me, and every relationship I have tried to work towards has never gone anywhere. For example, I have a zero for too-darned-many record of asking girls on dates. But the good news is, I still have that perfect record.

Azi