Tips on how to attract a girl

[Samurai Waki]

Wakizashi's Guide to getting the Ladies:

Step One: Greet Her with a firm squeeze to the buttox
Step Two: Say Something that makes you sound wordly such as "Hola Senioritos"
Step Three: Offer Her Something as a reward for paying attention to you such as Champagne (pronounce it as Champ-Ag-n) So that it sounds like you know your French.
Step Four: All women like to be praised say something along the lines of "My Favorite Part of the Woman is the boobies" or perhaps "Your Tight Body will look voluptuous in my Silk Bed Sheets"
Step Five: Wave a couple of hundred dollars in her face
Step Six: Show her your brand new Ferrari Enzo...

After Completing these Six Easy Steps she should be yours!