What you need to do is slick back your hair, wear a real nice suit, have a gin and tonic in one hand and smoke a pipe. Then when she enters the room, act nonchalant like she doesn't exist until she comes within conversation distance. You look her up and down, and let her know you're checking her out, looking for any possible flaws. Stand up, and move to her really elegantly, and whisper into her ear "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"