Tips on how to attract a girl

[A Nerd]

Grit your teeth. Show them that you are not intimidated, even if you are.

[Fragony]

Hi, isn't your name [insert name]? 'no' Nobody's perfect, want a drink?

[Ibrahim]

well, if you're not a wiseacre who looks like sth out of the Mexican American war, has a big nose, the desposition of an angry Kurd, and obviously suffering from some mental illness or another, I think you can find the right lady.

everything else here is just detail.

me on the other hand...not so lucky