Tips on how to attract a girl

**Zradha Pahlavan** · 05-07-2010, 17:21

Some really basic tips:
1. Be attractive.
2. Be handsome.
3. Never be unattractive.
and
4. Bring severed plant genitals (also known as flowers) with you if you plan on visiting her home.

**naut** · 05-09-2010, 04:47

Originally Posted by Zradha Pahlavan

Some really basic tips:
1. Be attractive.
2. Be handsome.
3. Never be unattractive.
and
4. Bring severed plant genitals (also known as flowers) with you if you plan on visiting her home.

Hmm. It's more about being confident. Yes, trivial I know, but confidence goes a long way. In fact it is almost 95% confidence. A mate of mine is sleazy looking to be blunt, but he has a ridiculous amount to confidence and self-assurance. Confidence draws from being self-assured, not arrogant, but knowing who you are, etc.

On that note, wish me luck. And confidence.

**naut** · 05-09-2010, 08:34

Sorry for the double post but:

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

On that note, wish me luck. And confidence.

I win.

Finally, the most infuriating and confusing woman I have ever met is mine.

**Husar** · 05-09-2010, 13:31

You weren't confident enough to take and post pictures?

**Beskar** · 05-09-2010, 13:38

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

I win.

Finally, the most infuriating and confusing woman I have ever met is mine.

Remember to let her out the basement once in a while.

Oh.... you didn't mean you possessed her in that way.

**naut** · 05-09-2010, 13:50

Originally Posted by Beskar

Oh.... you didn't mean you possessed her in that way.

**a completely inoffensive name** · 05-09-2010, 22:46

Reminder to the OP: All this information is only applicable on the dance floor. When on the dance floor, the way to attract a girl is to have a penis and have it in close proximity to her butt, then she magically will be all over you.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 05-10-2010, 01:31

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

Reminder to the OP: All this information is only applicable on the dance floor. When on the dance floor, the way to attract a girl is to have a penis and have it in close proximity to her butt, then she magically will be all over you.

srsly? that seems too easy