Tips on how to attract a girl

**Prussian to the Iron** · 05-10-2010, 01:31

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

Reminder to the OP: All this information is only applicable on the dance floor. When on the dance floor, the way to attract a girl is to have a penis and have it in close proximity to her butt, then she magically will be all over you.

srsly? that seems too easy

**a completely inoffensive name** · 05-10-2010, 01:44

Originally Posted by Prussian Iron

srsly? that seems too easy

I just ran a 4 hour experiment with 400 test subjects divided into equals amounts of men and women. Throughout all 4 hours, even when exhausted, the vast majority of women just kept humping the men. Usually in sync with the music beats.

**Prussian to the Iron** · 05-10-2010, 20:12

Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

I just ran a 4 hour experiment with 400 test subjects divided into equals amounts of men and women. Throughout all 4 hours, even when exhausted, the vast majority of women just kept humping the men. Usually in sync with the music beats.

so....the most effective music for such a real-world test would be a judas priest or metallica song with a very fast beat?

**Subotan** · 05-10-2010, 20:24

No, for several reasons.

1. Girls, as a general rule, dislike that kind of music.

2. A strong beat is more important than a fast one; this is why dance music is popular.

3. The consequences of humping that fast would be embarrassing, to say the least.

**Beskar** · 05-10-2010, 22:28

Originally Posted by Subotan

3. The consequences of humping that fast would be embarrassing, to say the least.

Reminds me of this song.

**A Nerd** · 05-13-2010, 20:29

It would appear that being lewd and vulgar have their advantages. Who would have guessed?!

**Meneldil** · 05-16-2010, 18:52

Originally Posted by Beskar

Reminds me of this song.

Those guys are awesome. Their last tune (I Threw It On The Ground) is so goddam funny.

I wish I could look like a douche as well as they do in this song :-(