Tips on how to attract a girl

[The Wizard]

Depends. What girls do you get? Hoes if your an MC (and a good one at that, with a good producer), goths () if you play metal etc, punks... Naw. I'd rather be an RnB crooner. Or just me. Yeah, I'll settle for that.

[Steppe Merc]

My friends are in a band, they all have the hottest girlfriends ever... Though the lead guitarist's cousin is with the rythym guitarst, which I imagine is wierd.
Well, except for the bass player, but we all think he's gay...

[Byzantine Prince]

Tip 1: Be sexy

Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)

Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you

Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)

Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you

Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are

Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.

That's all the advice I can churn out today. Use it well young padowan.

[JAG]

Didn't I already tell you Edz that women were evil?! :p

Attracting women is easy, just talk to them in flirtatious ways while looking them in the eye a fair bit - you can normally judge how you are doing by the response to that. As long as you don't say anything too bloody stupid and don't look like Michael Jackson, you should do pretty well.

The hard part comes after all that attracting bit, then women are bloody evil.

[Husar]

Tip 1: Be sexy

Hmm, I´m trying to some degree.

Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)

I like to critisize in ironical ways, not meaning it like I say, but I know girls like to misunderstand that...

Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you

My upper body is not that nice and I´m still working on my muscles...

Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)

That may be very well true, I did it whenever this certain girl didn´t seem to like me, it made the impression of raising her interest again...until she began to hate me.

Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you

Ask for her name? I know it already without asking, but sounds like a mistake of mine.

Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are

Just did not long ago.

Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.

That´s very funny, because the girl I´m aiming at was apparently too shy, I asked her out in some stupid way and she didn´t respond for 3 weeks, I didn´t ask again, etc. blabla and now(>½year later) she hates me.

But I got no problem with that, there have been enough girls who asked me, but I´ve always been either not interested or too stupid, I don´t take it too serious anymore and just laugh about it, I´ll find some nice girl somewhen, but I wouldn´t bother if it was soon.
Of course I got no tips because I couldn´t even get a girlfriend myself so far.

[Byzantine Prince]

I like to critisize in ironical ways, not meaning it like I say, but I know girls like to misunderstand that...

Don't do it at all. Even if you are 100% right they will not appreciate it.

My upper body is not that nice and I´m still working on my muscles...

You're not attract pretty girls if your not fit, or at least skinny enough to be able to show muscle. Hell even the fat ones want fit men.

That may be very well true, I did it whenever this certain girl didn´t seem to like me, it made the impression of raising her interest again...until she began to hate me.

Well you just keep ignoring them until they are ready for plucking.

Ask for her name? I know it already without asking, but sounds like a mistake of mine.

They ask something else, like how come you are here also, or somthing that has to do with the situation.

But I got no problem with that, there have been enough girls who asked me, but I´ve always been either not interested or too stupid,

Same here, when ugly chicks ask me, I blow them off, and when hott ones ask me, it seems to good to be true and I blow them off(which is a sign of stupidity really)

[Steppe Merc]

Have long hair. Then when they ask you to braid it, refuse at first, then reluctantly give in. However, it's a slippery slope, and so far it has only worked with girls that my best friends are going out with... I need to get out more...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Have long hair. Then when they ask you to braid it, refuse at first, then reluctantly give in. However, it's a slippery slope, and so far it has only worked with girls that my best friends are going out with... I need to get out more...

I've done that. It didn't get me anywhere, it just made me feel like a bit of a tit for 45 minutes while I kept the braids in to avoid offending her...

Hair should be worn down, so that it can sway suitably when you rock out.

[JimBob]

Lie, everything you do right treat as nothing everything you do wrong treat as everything, vice versa for them. Let them talk about themselves and when you find something similar to yourself relate. When ever they ask you to do something you don't want to slowly give in. And start off by making friends, ignore the boobs for a while and become the guy they know well and trust, then ramp up the "i wanna bone you" stuff, but do it with some more class than that. Or join a band, worked for Axl Rose.

[TheSilverKnight]

Tip 1: Be sexy

Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)

Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you

Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)

Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you

Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are

Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.

That's all the advice I can churn out today. Use it well young padowan.

Replies to this

Tip 1: Not everyone is as sexy as you, apparently. Some chicks don't go for sexiness. Just be yourself, girls respect and admire that.

Tip 2: Correct on this, but don't be too goody-goody. Let them know how you feel, because some girls work for improvement and they need your help.

Tip 3: I'd recommend NOT doing that. I dunno how you attract girls where you're from, but in the civilised world, we don't do that.

Tip 4: Not everybody is that fit, and it may make her think you're rude and you have an ego to top that of Jay Leno

Tip 5: Somewhat correct. Specifically, ignore her for a bit, it'll get her a bit fumed and make her think "Hey, what's the deal? I thought he liked ME?"

Tip 6: Great plan. Agree fully.

Tip 7: Hair salons aren't necessary, but don't look a total slob. They don't like that.

Tip 8: If you do it first, it'll make you seem manly.

[Byzantine Prince]

Why do you guys get hung up on the salon thing? It's not like it's every week, and it's not like you are gonna ask anyone out right there!

Plus it's not that obvious that you had yuor hair done, it just looks a little better styled. Not something you can't accomplish by yourself provided you have managable hair.

And yes bgin fit is important. Not that I'm a model, but I know what I need to do to be more attractive in general. Of course there are girls that don't give a crap, but in general they are not forgivin if you have a big stomache.

[The Wizard]

Yep, Chris, girls'll find your ass on their own. Just like me the other way 'round.

I'm not talking beer gut, but I'm saying you don't have to look like Bruce Lee (in body) to be attractive. Maybe in a TV show looking for the hottest guy, but not IRL. I maintain that how you talk is far more important. My body is far from Bruce Lee's but I get plenty play.



~Wiz

[discovery1]

Just plow along being your violent self and hope someone will come that will make the first move. Then ask them out.

This actually worked the one time it actually mattered(not that it turned out well....)

[Husar]

Hehe, I´m happy to have no problems with a beer gut, I´m 1,85m weighing around 65kg, I don´t want to eat until I got more weight, I want to get more weight in muscles if possible(not too much, some 70-75kgs would be nice).
If I may ask, what would you do with a girl that makes fun of you?
I got my very own story about this running, and I9 was pretty succesful in making her and her friends say they´d hate me. I just have this problem of not being able to dislike them myself and it would be interesting to see if there is a possibility to turn it around again. Maybe not, but that wouldn´t be a big deal, Iknow, Iknow, I´ve got too much time for getting on other people´s nerves, but I think I can´t stop my heart from loving her although I don´t even knowing any good side of her character. I like to ride on my bike and for several reasons(not all connected to her) my route goes through her village. She likes me so much, that people in the neighboring village already know my name. Someone I haven´t seen before even tried to spit at me for some reason(sunno if he knows her is if he´s just against foreigners ). To some degree I see this as a psychological experiment I make because I got too much time. Maybe it´ll end as soon as I get to study. Before i asked a girl out, she said "no!"(very clearly) and i forgot about her within a week, this story now lasted for more than half a year.

Ok, I feel like hijacking the thread with my story, don´t want that.
Maybe my story is unclear, I just wrote what came to mind, but perhaps it shows that I have my very own methods to "punish" girls that make fun of me.

[ScionTheWorm]

I think going on their nerves is a 1 percent chance of success situation..

Just plow along being your violent self and hope someone will come that will make the first move. Then ask them out.

that might work if you've just been in the hair salon and are showing off your ass