Tips on how to attract a girl

[Husar]

Tip 1: Be sexy

Hmm, I´m trying to some degree.

Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)

I like to critisize in ironical ways, not meaning it like I say, but I know girls like to misunderstand that...

Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you

My upper body is not that nice and I´m still working on my muscles...

Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)

That may be very well true, I did it whenever this certain girl didn´t seem to like me, it made the impression of raising her interest again...until she began to hate me.

Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you

Ask for her name? I know it already without asking, but sounds like a mistake of mine.

Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are

Just did not long ago.

Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.

That´s very funny, because the girl I´m aiming at was apparently too shy, I asked her out in some stupid way and she didn´t respond for 3 weeks, I didn´t ask again, etc. blabla and now(>½year later) she hates me.

But I got no problem with that, there have been enough girls who asked me, but I´ve always been either not interested or too stupid, I don´t take it too serious anymore and just laugh about it, I´ll find some nice girl somewhen, but I wouldn´t bother if it was soon.
Of course I got no tips because I couldn´t even get a girlfriend myself so far.

[Byzantine Prince]

I like to critisize in ironical ways, not meaning it like I say, but I know girls like to misunderstand that...

Don't do it at all. Even if you are 100% right they will not appreciate it.

My upper body is not that nice and I´m still working on my muscles...

You're not attract pretty girls if your not fit, or at least skinny enough to be able to show muscle. Hell even the fat ones want fit men.

That may be very well true, I did it whenever this certain girl didn´t seem to like me, it made the impression of raising her interest again...until she began to hate me.

Well you just keep ignoring them until they are ready for plucking.

Ask for her name? I know it already without asking, but sounds like a mistake of mine.

They ask something else, like how come you are here also, or somthing that has to do with the situation.

But I got no problem with that, there have been enough girls who asked me, but I´ve always been either not interested or too stupid,

Same here, when ugly chicks ask me, I blow them off, and when hott ones ask me, it seems to good to be true and I blow them off(which is a sign of stupidity really)

[Steppe Merc]

Have long hair. Then when they ask you to braid it, refuse at first, then reluctantly give in. However, it's a slippery slope, and so far it has only worked with girls that my best friends are going out with... I need to get out more...

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Have long hair. Then when they ask you to braid it, refuse at first, then reluctantly give in. However, it's a slippery slope, and so far it has only worked with girls that my best friends are going out with... I need to get out more...

I've done that. It didn't get me anywhere, it just made me feel like a bit of a tit for 45 minutes while I kept the braids in to avoid offending her...

Hair should be worn down, so that it can sway suitably when you rock out.

[Byzantine Prince]

Tip 1: Be sexy

Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)

Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you

Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)

Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you

Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are

Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.

Continuing...

Tip 9: Make sure you smell fresh, and clean. No chick likes smelly guys.

Tip 10: Don't try to hard to impress, that always ends badly.

Tip 11: Be subtle. Don't make a huge deal out of asking her out. Do it casually.

Tip 12: Where clean nice clothes that fit you perfectly. It's important in the "first impressions" department

Tip 13: Don't attack them(Big_John,lol). Don't just run up to them. Do it casually and with a purpose other then simply talking to them.

[drone]

Be confident, or at least seem confident. Good hygiene is a plus. If you have some flaws, be able to joke about them, a sense of humor is always good. Look them in the eyes. If you can, observe them (not stalk them ) for a while, to look for some clues as to what they are interested in. Don't use cheezy lines, just try to start a normal conversation.

And don't be afraid to approach the smoking-hot women. They usually intimidate most guys, so they generally only get hit on by sleazebags. If you are moderately normal, you have a chance.

Or you can get a dog. I got a puppy 3 months ago, and she is a chick magnet. I'm spoken for already, but it's always nice when they come up to you.

[JimBob]

Lie, everything you do right treat as nothing everything you do wrong treat as everything, vice versa for them. Let them talk about themselves and when you find something similar to yourself relate. When ever they ask you to do something you don't want to slowly give in. And start off by making friends, ignore the boobs for a while and become the guy they know well and trust, then ramp up the "i wanna bone you" stuff, but do it with some more class than that. Or join a band, worked for Axl Rose.