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    Scruffy Looking Nerf Herder Member Steppe Merc's Avatar
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    Default Re: Tips on how to attract a girl

    Have long hair. Then when they ask you to braid it, refuse at first, then reluctantly give in. However, it's a slippery slope, and so far it has only worked with girls that my best friends are going out with... I need to get out more...

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    Default Re: Tips on how to attract a girl

    Quote Originally Posted by Steppe Merc
    Have long hair. Then when they ask you to braid it, refuse at first, then reluctantly give in. However, it's a slippery slope, and so far it has only worked with girls that my best friends are going out with... I need to get out more...
    I've done that. It didn't get me anywhere, it just made me feel like a bit of a tit for 45 minutes while I kept the braids in to avoid offending her...

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    Default Re: Tips on how to attract a girl

    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
    Tip 1: Be sexy

    Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)

    Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

    Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you

    Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)

    Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you

    Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are

    Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.
    Continuing...

    Tip 9: Make sure you smell fresh, and clean. No chick likes smelly guys.

    Tip 10: Don't try to hard to impress, that always ends badly.

    Tip 11: Be subtle. Don't make a huge deal out of asking her out. Do it casually.

    Tip 12: Where clean nice clothes that fit you perfectly. It's important in the "first impressions" department

    Tip 13: Don't attack them(Big_John,lol). Don't just run up to them. Do it casually and with a purpose other then simply talking to them.

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    Be confident, or at least seem confident. Good hygiene is a plus. If you have some flaws, be able to joke about them, a sense of humor is always good. Look them in the eyes. If you can, observe them (not stalk them ) for a while, to look for some clues as to what they are interested in. Don't use cheezy lines, just try to start a normal conversation.

    And don't be afraid to approach the smoking-hot women. They usually intimidate most guys, so they generally only get hit on by sleazebags. If you are moderately normal, you have a chance.

    Or you can get a dog. I got a puppy 3 months ago, and she is a chick magnet. I'm spoken for already, but it's always nice when they come up to you.
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