Tips on how to attract a girl

[Voigtkampf]

Be as smooth as silk, be a gentleman. Put all her needs above your own.

Don't.

Unless you are into S&M.

[The Wizard]

Voigt: Ah yes, the old gentleman's reaction to refusal. Works like a charm

Dunno about the number four though. I've seen friends go around a disco doing exactly what you said -- and getting no play. But, then again, his game wasn't that advanced. Learned plenty as the silent observer though.

What a lame girl, really... playing is fine, but there is a limit. I'm not your ball of yarn, girl



~Wiz

[Meneldil]

Stop to be a nice guy
Leave the Friend Zone
Last step : be an asshole

OutpostNine

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Azrael rules. That 'Death of a Nice Guy' article is a particular favourite of mine.

[Steppe Merc]

Rock groups get a lot of girls, if they are good. But if anyone joined a band just for girls, then I have no respect for them... That, or I'm just jealous...

[Byzantine Prince]

I can really relate to that article of "be an asshole" because I've had similar problems. I've been nice to girls and all they end up doing is talking to me about their feelings and their personalities. Not that I mind learning about other people, but you never get anywhere like that. You have to be rude, the problem is if you like someone you can't be not nice, or else it's dishonest. Well that's the major problem. I can't lie easily. When I tell women I couldn't care less for to blow off, they want me and pursue me even more, when I am nice with girls and listen to their problems then we are just friends or even lower. It's like by being nice you become a doormat. I don't know why this occurs, I'll never undestand, but from now on I'm gonna be like Azrael told me to.

[The_Mark]

Be a moron. It works for one of my friends quite well, but it has to come naturally.





And yes, I'm jealous.

[Voigtkampf]

Voigt: Ah yes, the old gentleman's reaction to refusal. Works like a charm

Dunno about the number four though. I've seen friends go around a disco doing exactly what you said -- and getting no play. But, then again, his game wasn't that advanced. Learned plenty as the silent observer though.

True. Seen my own comment about my lame comments? There are no good pick-up lines. Forget it. They’ve all been worn out. What’s a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? Doh. The best pick-up line is “Hi” or “Hello”. My name is… May I join you… Can I get you a drink?

It is the way you say that little stuff.

Guys make a mistake and if they get refused believe that their pick-up line is bad. So, they practice and then they really blow it. Hell, if she is going to shoot you down when you say “hi” to her, forget it, for what reason ever, she is not going for ya, lad. What to do? Carry on!

People that gain self-confidence, calmness and that naturally casual approach and way with women have success. If you are nervous, shy, reserved, insecure, then practice. Talk to women. Hell, I’m one of the few men that know as much about a woman as any editor of a woman’s magazine! I know their general seasons, how their bodies work, what do they like and dislike, why do they group in small packs for toilet, I know what they talk about there, I know everything! As Sun Tsu said:

"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.

If you know yourself, but not your enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.

If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”


So, get to know yourself and your enemy, the women. Oh, never think a woman is something dignified and exalted, angel-like creature. Pah! They are mostly worse then men!

And, contrary to all the people said here, you won’t believe what women are looking at the first. Your “behind”. I kid you not, they really do that! Why? Its not like they are going to take advantage of it once you are in bed!?! Nah, if you figure why they look at your ass, you figured a good deal about women.

What a lame girl, really... playing is fine, but there is a limit. I'm not your ball of yarn, girl

Oh, I let them play with me, but in bed, nowhere else!

[Shadow]

why do they group in small packs for toilet, I know what they talk about there, I know everything!

So why do they group in small packs & what did they talk about

[Kagemusha]

My pickup line:You want to be my next ex-girlfriend?Allways starts a somekind of conversation.Seriously,just be yourself.If it doesnt work move on.

[edyzmedieval]

My pickup line:

Do you believe in love at first sight?!
If no, do we have to meet again?!

[Kagemusha]

My pickup line:

Do you believe in love at first sight?!
If no, do we have to meet again?!

Thats a good one.

[Byzantine Prince]

And, contrary to all the people said here, you won’t believe what women are looking at the first. Your “behind”. I kid you not, they really do that! Why? Its not like they are going to take advantage of it once you are in bed!?! Nah, if you figure why they look at your ass, you figured a good deal about women.

My tip no. 2 was show off your ass IIRC. I can't agree enough with you on this one. I have actually heard girls comment about how nice my ass looked behing my back. It's amazing. I don't know why they care, but they do, that's for sure.

I guess it's the same reason we care about their legs.

[swirly_the_toilet_fish]

My tip no. 2 was show off your ass IIRC. I can't agree enough with you on this one. I have actually heard girls comment about how nice my ass looked behing my back. It's amazing. I don't know why they care, but they do, that's for sure.

I guess it's the same reason we care about their legs.

I'm inclined to agree. When I played football (american) and worked out with the rest of the team I remember our coaching telling some of the phys. ed class "what the hell are you working on your arms for? Women don't look at your arms, they look at your ass." Since I have done nothing but squats, and I am currently very very happily married.

[Franconicus]

Teddies, you know! They are a girls best friend!

[TonkaToys]

Saw a programme on speed-dating a couple of nights ago on UK TV. They gave a man and a woman help from scientists that believed they had spotted some of the things that make men attractive to women and vice-versa.
The two assisted people came out with no dates out of 50 (woman) and one date out of 50 (man)! Shows you how accurate the science was!
Anyway, some of the scientific techniques you can try:
1) Don't wear aftershave / cologne, instead wear a concoction of Cucumber and Liquorice. The scientific test for this was to measure how sexually excited a woman became after smelling various things.
2) Look for someone that has the same face shape as you. This was a complete dud, people said they didn't want to date their brother / sister.
3) If a man, emphasize big shoulders and small waist. (If a woman, emphasize breasts, and have a small hip to waist ratio; as that indicates fertility... well duh!)
4) Finally, and this actually worked for men... look tall. That is it... apparently the two tall guys on the speed date got the most votes from the women, and it didn't matter what they said during their three minute conversation!

Now, where are my high heels?

[Voigtkampf]

So why do they group in small packs & what did they talk about

I ain’t sharing the secrets of the trade!

My tip no. 2 was show off your ass IIRC. I can't agree enough with you on this one. I have actually heard girls comment about how nice my ass looked behing my back. It's amazing. I don't know why they care, but they do, that's for sure.

I guess it's the same reason we care about their legs.

"Same reason we care for their legs?"

Let me see… I stroke their legs… Kiss and bite them too…

Damn, no girl ever nibbled on my ass…

[Silver Rusher]

Hell, I’m one of the few men that know as much about a woman as any editor of a woman’s magazine! I know their general seasons, how their bodies work, what do they like and dislike, why do they group in small packs for toilet, I know what they talk about there, I know everything!

Are you a woman? If not, how do you know all that stuff?

Anyway, I saw a stupid program on channel Five (UK TV) the other night about why you see beautiful women with ugly men. In the end, the only thing those idiots could come up with for a reason was "sweat". So according to them, if your "sweat" smells nice, you get girls.

It was a silly program, written by the sort of person who would likely be editing heat magazine, but other than that I've got nothing.

[Voigtkampf]

Are you a woman? If not, how do you know all that stuff?

Uh, no, I’m not a woman.

How did I learn all that? Years of data gathering, observing the wild in its natural habitat, shopping with them, reading their magazines, listening to them. Yeah, really, listening. You know, you look at her, open your eyes and ears and shut your mouth. Nodding helps. Also, spying on my older cousins helped a lot. Man, the stories I've heard...

[edyzmedieval]

Uh, no, I’m not a woman.

How did I learn all that? Years of data gathering, observing the wild in its natural habitat, shopping with them, reading their magazines, listening to them. Yeah, really, listening. You know, you look at her, open your eyes and ears and shut your mouth. Nodding helps. Also, spying on my older cousins helped a lot. Man, the stories I've heard...

Hwo's about sharing some of them?!

[Voigtkampf]

Hwo's about sharing some of them?!

And leave you messed up for life? No. Trust me, you don't wanna hear them!

[Papewaio]

Think like a magpie / crow... they like bright shiny objects... so do girls.

So if you are confident and well dressed you will do okay.

Not that I was that confident when I asked Wasabi out to movies and a coffee... even less so when she said she couldn't because she was studying for exams...

Anyhow believe in yourself. Talk to the person. Relax and be yourself.