Tips on how to attract a girl

[Kaiser of Arabia]

5 steps that always work....


1:Start many threads like this

2:tell them about the .org and your .org name

3:Wait about a week. then...

4:tell them that they are very ugly but you are kind enough to like them any
way

5:Yell "TELL WHAT BARTIX!?!?!?" right in her face

just try it

I just did that...I have permanantly lost all feeling in my nuts
jk

[The Wizard]

Voigt: Ah yes, the old gentleman's reaction to refusal. Works like a charm

Dunno about the number four though. I've seen friends go around a disco doing exactly what you said -- and getting no play. But, then again, his game wasn't that advanced. Learned plenty as the silent observer though.

What a lame girl, really... playing is fine, but there is a limit. I'm not your ball of yarn, girl



~Wiz

[Meneldil]

Stop to be a nice guy
Leave the Friend Zone
Last step : be an asshole

OutpostNine

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Azrael rules. That 'Death of a Nice Guy' article is a particular favourite of mine.

[Steppe Merc]

Rock groups get a lot of girls, if they are good. But if anyone joined a band just for girls, then I have no respect for them... That, or I'm just jealous...

[Byzantine Prince]

I can really relate to that article of "be an asshole" because I've had similar problems. I've been nice to girls and all they end up doing is talking to me about their feelings and their personalities. Not that I mind learning about other people, but you never get anywhere like that. You have to be rude, the problem is if you like someone you can't be not nice, or else it's dishonest. Well that's the major problem. I can't lie easily. When I tell women I couldn't care less for to blow off, they want me and pursue me even more, when I am nice with girls and listen to their problems then we are just friends or even lower. It's like by being nice you become a doormat. I don't know why this occurs, I'll never undestand, but from now on I'm gonna be like Azrael told me to.

[The_Mark]

Be a moron. It works for one of my friends quite well, but it has to come naturally.





And yes, I'm jealous.

[edyzmedieval]

What a great subject....

A tip:

Don't be too nice to girls, or as BP said, they start with the personalities and then you'll fall asleep, and she won't like that....

[King of Atlantis]

How to attract a girl-

be attractive. Sorry guys but that is the main thing girls care about just like guys. To get the type of girl in the babe thread you either have to look good to them or have tons of cash.

[Husar]

I just thought the same, BP.

But I know that deep down in my psychological castle that I´ve already built, I got that good oldasshole, it just takes time to dig it out.

[Lazul]

walk up to the girl and say: Hey girl, once you go WHITE, you'll never go back.... AIGHT?*



*no im not a racist

[Byzantine Prince]

Don't be too nice to girls, or as BP said, they start with the personalities and then you'll fall asleep, and she won't like that....

No I don't fall asleep. As I said, I'm ineterested in people I like, but if I make myself open and accepting, they see me less as a mating partner and more as doormat friend. As the article says, you can't make yourself too available, and you can't make your person open, or they're gonna trample right over it. People are bastards, we all know that right?

[The Stranger]

yeah but there are nice Bastards too

[Steppe Merc]

How can you be mean to any girl, much less a girl that you like? I hate most guys in my school, mainly because their total assholes, especially to their girlfriends.
The worst is when they are mean to girls that they aren't even going out with, and they treat them like frikken cattle. Stupid shorthaired sport playing bastards... (goes off in a corner, muttering)

[King of Atlantis]

How can you be mean to any girl, much less a girl that you like? I hate most guys in my school, mainly because their total assholes, especially to their girlfriends.
The worst is when they are mean to girls that they aren't even going out with, and they treat them like frikken cattle. Stupid shorthaired sport playing bastards... (goes off in a corner to smoke, muttering)

well it depends on the girl. A lot of girls like being treated that way. But you really shouldnt be mean to someone you actually love.

[edyzmedieval]

Don't be an asshole to the girl you love....

If I had a beautiful girlfriend(I don't have a girlfriend now), I would stay with her all the time, kissing her..... It's really a blessing to be with a beautiful girl....

[The Stranger]

i never treat girls mean, though i cant stop teasing some, but i almost never go to far.

[The Wizard]

It depends man. The real player is pretty closed but suave at first, but opens himself up once she lets him in. The rule is that she goes first, you always open up second.

[Viking]

..As for music and bands, I know some musicians. Only one of them is not single, and she`s a girl.

[BDC]

Money.

[Samurai Waki]

Coming from a guy who has expirience with money... yeah, pretty much if you don't resemble George Clooney or Matt Damon or some other handsome international personality your pretty much f*cked from getting the knock-you-on -your-a** Girls. Having that said not all women are looking for money, expiriment first, everyone is different, I hate generalizations, my last real girlfriend couldn't have cared less about how much money me or my family had.. it just wasn't important to her(and btw she was pretty smoking hot)... some chicks like deep people. My problem... I tend to be a little to shallow and vain on the surface, but you have to remind yourselves that someone with a good intellectual understanding is better for you, dumb people deserve dumb people, and if your a deep thinker like most of you people here, sometimes a stimulating conversation can be a good buffer between the sex, after all you won't be doing that with her all your life.

[Gawain of Orkeny]

I just club them over the head and drag them into my cave.

[Byzantine Prince]

No wonder you've been in prison Gawain.

I think you guys misunderstand being an asshole. It's not like you go up ther and badmouth them to death for no reason. It's more subtle. Like you don't care about their feelings, you don't do them any favors, and you don't tell them the truth. If you do they'll treat you like a doormat. Take it from a guy with experience on this, don't open yourself up, to anyone, not even your friends, because chances are they are going to use that against you the near future.

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Are you saying women like being abused? Well they do as far as boy friends go. They tend to marry the well to do ones though. Didnt you ever wonder how some of these guys got such gorgeous wives?

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Take it from a guy with experience on this, don't open yourself up, to anyone, not even your friends, because chances are they are going to use that against you the near future.

You must have some really terrible friends. I'd trust mine with my life.

[Byzantine Prince]

They tend to marry the well to do ones though. Didnt you ever wonder how some of these guys got such gorgeous wives?

Occasionally, yes. But it doesn't matter, I'm not waiting till 'm 30 to get laid.

You must have some really terrible friends. I'd trust mine with my life.

Right...

Today I'm only open with one of my friends, the rest can all die for all I care, because whenever they are given any sort of information that is sensitive they WILL use it against you, and that's the worst thing you can do to someone who has trusted you. And 99% of people will do this, from both sexes. Maybe I'm just unlucky and have only been aqauinted to weesels, but hey, that's life.

[The Wizard]

Take it from a guy with experience on this, don't open yourself up, to anyone, not even your friends, because chances are they are going to use that against you the near future.

True, true. I learned that the hard way. Of course I'm talking of revealing my intentions -- and before I knew it they reached her and she steeled herself against me -- no matter how smooth I tried things.

But my best friends, my homies? Indeed -- trust them with my life as they can trust their's with me.

But lying about what you are does not work. Trust me -- I've seen it, and couldn't help having a snicker or two.

[Husar]

I know what you mean BP.
I lost so many friends for so different reasons (sometimes just the distance) I tend to care only about the really good ones.

[Roark]

My $0.02:

1. Don't be sycophantic, especially if she's hot. Be polite and charming, but have some respect for yourself.

2. Be confident. Don't doubt yourself, or talk yourself down. Avoid negativity overall (at least in the initial stages). Don't bignote yourself too much either. This comes across very badly.

3. Accurately gauge what is appropriate behaviour for a particular woman. Some guys can get away with inappropriate behaviour and language, but most chicks will add it straight to their sleaze files.

4. Put some effort into the way you look. For some reason, they respect this.

5. Identify what is interesting to her. Don't bend her ear with crap.

6. Be as genuine as possible. Lies usually get exposed at some point.

[HunkinElvis]

Find creative ways to say she is beautiful. Don't describe her in a sexy way unless it's the right mood to do so.