Tips on how to attract a girl

[swirly_the_toilet_fish]

My tip no. 2 was show off your ass IIRC. I can't agree enough with you on this one. I have actually heard girls comment about how nice my ass looked behing my back. It's amazing. I don't know why they care, but they do, that's for sure.

I guess it's the same reason we care about their legs.

I'm inclined to agree. When I played football (american) and worked out with the rest of the team I remember our coaching telling some of the phys. ed class "what the hell are you working on your arms for? Women don't look at your arms, they look at your ass." Since I have done nothing but squats, and I am currently very very happily married.

[Franconicus]

Teddies, you know! They are a girls best friend!

[TonkaToys]

Saw a programme on speed-dating a couple of nights ago on UK TV. They gave a man and a woman help from scientists that believed they had spotted some of the things that make men attractive to women and vice-versa.
The two assisted people came out with no dates out of 50 (woman) and one date out of 50 (man)! Shows you how accurate the science was!
Anyway, some of the scientific techniques you can try:
1) Don't wear aftershave / cologne, instead wear a concoction of Cucumber and Liquorice. The scientific test for this was to measure how sexually excited a woman became after smelling various things.
2) Look for someone that has the same face shape as you. This was a complete dud, people said they didn't want to date their brother / sister.
3) If a man, emphasize big shoulders and small waist. (If a woman, emphasize breasts, and have a small hip to waist ratio; as that indicates fertility... well duh!)
4) Finally, and this actually worked for men... look tall. That is it... apparently the two tall guys on the speed date got the most votes from the women, and it didn't matter what they said during their three minute conversation!

Now, where are my high heels?

[Ice]

[QUOTE=TonkaToys]4) Finally, and this actually worked for men... look tall. That is it... apparently the two tall guys on the speed date got the most votes from the women, and it didn't matter what they said during their three minute conversation!
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Gah, i hate being short.

[thrashaholic]

Be British (proper accent, not t'Northern or Common innit) and go to America.

Simple as that.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Be British (proper accent, not t'Northern or Common innit) and go to America.

Simple as that.

Does that really work? I've always fancied having a crack at it, I must admit.

[BDC]

According to Reuter's, take her out on expensive but financially worthless dates, like for a meal or whatever. Then she will only accept if she's interested. If you buy her gifts then she might just be using you, but as you can't sell on a meal she will probably be genuine if she accepts.

[thrashaholic]

Does that really work? I've always fancied having a crack at it, I must admit.

Of course it works! No-one can resist the alluring charms of a polite well-spoken Briton, especially if you throw in a drop of dry wit and sarcasm into the equation.

I've had several foreign girls crumble at the first sound of my accent, they act shy and look at their feet (in a good way) even when I just say: "pleased to meet you". There seems to be a myth that all British men are charming gentlemen, which I strive to fulfill at every opportunity; alas most are not, but the myth perpetuates and is very useful (not that I try to exploit it in any way, that would be caddish). Unfortunately I don't travel abroad as much as I should or want to, especially considering the state of most British girls

[doc_bean]

Saw a programme on speed-dating a couple of nights ago on UK TV. They gave a man and a woman help from scientists that believed they had spotted some of the things that make men attractive to women and vice-versa.
The two assisted people came out with no dates out of 50 (woman) and one date out of 50 (man)! Shows you how accurate the science was!
Anyway, some of the scientific techniques you can try:
1) Don't wear aftershave / cologne, instead wear a concoction of Cucumber and Liquorice. The scientific test for this was to measure how sexually excited a woman became after smelling various things.

I don't think getting a girl sexually excited works in your favor if you don't look the part. Besides, women like a man who puts in a little effort and so they like to smell a good aftershave.

2) Look for someone that has the same face shape as you. This was a complete dud, people said they didn't want to date their brother / sister.

Heh, me and my girlfriend look alike enough to have been mistaken for brother and sister. It was disturbing at first I must admit.

4) Finally, and this actually worked for men... look tall. That is it... apparently the two tall guys on the speed date got the most votes from the women, and it didn't matter what they said during their three minute conversation!

Now, where are my high heels?

I could have told you that. Being short you tend to notice these things. It's funny how the tall guys never seem to realize what they've got.

[Adrian II]

I don't think getting a girl sexually excited works in your favor if you don't look the part.

Getting a girl sexually excited always works in your favour, my friend.

Besides, women like a man who puts in a little effort and so they like to smell a good aftershave.

I hate to disappoint you again, but women may be attracted just as well by the smell of sweat, engine oil, piss or heavy tobacco. Did you know what hormones and other human and animal excretions most perfumes and after shaves are based on?

That's right - you don't wanna know.

[doc_bean]

Getting a girl sexually excited always works in your favour, my friend.

Not if she has 50 other guys to chose from.

I hate to disappoint you again, but women may be attracted just as well by the smell of sweat, engine oil, piss or heavy tobacco. Did you know what hormones and other human and animal excretions most perfumes and after shaves are based on?

That's right - you don't wanna know.

But it's not so much the smell they're attracted to, it's the fact that you made an effort. Most women are turned off by a natural sweat smell, since they don't consider that clean, and most women do like a bit of hygiene.

[Beirut]

Another thing they love is when you come home insanely dirty, covered in sweat and balsam tree gum that stains you black, yet you smell like a pine tree. The forest my friends. What an aphrodisiac!

"What do you do?"

"I kill trees."

"That's terrible! Yet undeniably alluring, and he does smell really good."