Quote Originally Posted by Silver Rusher
Are you a woman? If not, how do you know all that stuff?
Uh, no, I’m not a woman.

How did I learn all that? Years of data gathering, observing the wild in its natural habitat, shopping with them, reading their magazines, listening to them. Yeah, really, listening. You know, you look at her, open your eyes and ears and shut your mouth. Nodding helps. Also, spying on my older cousins helped a lot. Man, the stories I've heard...