Tips on how to attract a girl

[Adrian II]

Ignore her.

Seriously it will make her curious why on earth you
are not interested in her.

That is so true.

I must have ignored hundreds of thousands, nay millions of women during my lifetime, and they are still following and stalking me in hordes, shouting 'Why aren't you interested in me?' and 'You looked right past me in that supermarket on October 7, 1989, you bastard!'

Easy pickings my friends, easy pickings...

[edyzmedieval]

So true.

Ignoring girls is a great way to attract them. They are so curious, which makes them easy pickings.

Unfortunately, it's hard to ignore those who are very beautiful.

[Craterus]

Take your eyes away from their chest, ignore them and walk on!

That should do enough for the "playing hard to get".

[Shaka_Khan]

You all have it wrong. It's not about attracting a girl...

[edyzmedieval]

You all have it wrong. It's not about attracting a girl...

Then what is?! Attracting a boy?! *throws out on the keyboard*

Oh well, my simple attracting technique:
Get them to the basketball court and let them watch how you play

[Voigtkampf]

Hwo's about sharing some of them?!

And leave you messed up for life? No. Trust me, you don't wanna hear them!

[edyzmedieval]

And leave you messed up for life? No. Trust me, you don't wanna hear them!

Come on! How dreadful can it be?!

[doc_bean]

Saw a programme on speed-dating a couple of nights ago on UK TV. They gave a man and a woman help from scientists that believed they had spotted some of the things that make men attractive to women and vice-versa.
The two assisted people came out with no dates out of 50 (woman) and one date out of 50 (man)! Shows you how accurate the science was!
Anyway, some of the scientific techniques you can try:
1) Don't wear aftershave / cologne, instead wear a concoction of Cucumber and Liquorice. The scientific test for this was to measure how sexually excited a woman became after smelling various things.

I don't think getting a girl sexually excited works in your favor if you don't look the part. Besides, women like a man who puts in a little effort and so they like to smell a good aftershave.

2) Look for someone that has the same face shape as you. This was a complete dud, people said they didn't want to date their brother / sister.

Heh, me and my girlfriend look alike enough to have been mistaken for brother and sister. It was disturbing at first I must admit.

4) Finally, and this actually worked for men... look tall. That is it... apparently the two tall guys on the speed date got the most votes from the women, and it didn't matter what they said during their three minute conversation!

Now, where are my high heels?

I could have told you that. Being short you tend to notice these things. It's funny how the tall guys never seem to realize what they've got.

[Adrian II]

I don't think getting a girl sexually excited works in your favor if you don't look the part.

Getting a girl sexually excited always works in your favour, my friend.

Besides, women like a man who puts in a little effort and so they like to smell a good aftershave.

I hate to disappoint you again, but women may be attracted just as well by the smell of sweat, engine oil, piss or heavy tobacco. Did you know what hormones and other human and animal excretions most perfumes and after shaves are based on?

That's right - you don't wanna know.

[doc_bean]

Getting a girl sexually excited always works in your favour, my friend.

Not if she has 50 other guys to chose from.

I hate to disappoint you again, but women may be attracted just as well by the smell of sweat, engine oil, piss or heavy tobacco. Did you know what hormones and other human and animal excretions most perfumes and after shaves are based on?

That's right - you don't wanna know.

But it's not so much the smell they're attracted to, it's the fact that you made an effort. Most women are turned off by a natural sweat smell, since they don't consider that clean, and most women do like a bit of hygiene.

[Beirut]

Another thing they love is when you come home insanely dirty, covered in sweat and balsam tree gum that stains you black, yet you smell like a pine tree. The forest my friends. What an aphrodisiac!

"What do you do?"

"I kill trees."

"That's terrible! Yet undeniably alluring, and he does smell really good."

[Sigurd]

1) Don't wear aftershave / cologne, instead wear a concoction of Cucumber and Liquorice. The scientific test for this was to measure how sexually excited a woman became after smelling various things.

A woman getting sexually excited over cucumber? Oh wait...

[Adrian II]

A woman getting sexually excited over cucumber? Oh wait...

It's the Liquorice I can't figure out...

[Strike For The South]

mmm... Liquorice

[Adrian II]

mmm... Liquorice

Strike for the South, are you, perchance, a woman of the female persuasion? If so, will you please enlighten us -- yes Mods, I am formulating as clinically neutral as I can here -- with regard to the main or secondary hormonal effects of said candy?

[Colovion]

Tip:

Don't throw up on her.

[Byzantine Prince]

You ask - do you like animals?

She will most probably say - yes!

Then you say - what about trouser snakes?

She will most likely have a responce like - oooh! what's a trouser snake?

Then you do the inevitable, you pull your 'thing' out. Job well done.



BP!

[Strike For The South]

no just a guy who likes hormonal foods i guess

[Strike For The South]

8% of the time this works all the time. For all us schoolmates out there sit behind a lady and say "now im not weird or anything but i've always wanted to touch/smell your hair" and don't i repeat don't break eye contact your bound to get a reaction

[Shaka_Khan]

Then what is?! Attracting a boy?! *throws out on the keyboard*

Oh well, my simple attracting technique:
Get them to the basketball court and let them watch how you play

Sorry, I'll rephrase that.
It's not about attracting; it's about...

[edyzmedieval]

Oh... I get the picture...

Any more tips?!
I have a friend near me right now, which was bewitched by a girl, my ex girlfriend

He's really desperate and he needs help....

[Meneldil]

Seriously, being a jerk or an asshole is really helpful, as long as you're not looking for a 'wife' but only for a 'girl'.

[Divinus Arma]

Ah hahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is the saddest thread of all time!!!!!

[Ashen]

Yep.

Anyways, make em laugh and if you aren't sure, don't bother. Nothing worse than successfully pulling a bird only to find out you don't actually like em all that much once you get to know em really well.

And be more interested in spending time with them than trying to chat them up. Friendship is the basis of the best relationships. Which is why my ex's all want to kill me.

[Alrowan]

my 2 cents, just dont be some boring self loathing sap... no-one likes a loser :p


actually, im a musician, i look like one too, i work in a supermarket, and have a fan club that always comes in, been asked out while i was working, had long hair, have short hair, etc

anyway, women arent too fussed on looks, my trick is the Enigma, im just one big mystery to girls, and it works, cus they want to find out more, but you have to give it to them in doses, one thing women do love is suprises and mystery. but be careful when your playing the enigma, let on too much and it will ruin it, dont let on enough early and they might lose intrest before you have them.
Apart form that, if there are girls you are interested in, dont try spend a lot of time with them in conversation, just small exchanges work best, keep them witty, and not too deep, and move on after 2-3 minutes, it might kill you cus u want to talk to them more, but hopefully it will arouse intrest and do just the same for them, keep this up for a month, week, or the evening, depending on the situation, then pull out the moves, get thier number, ask them out.

The trick is to get a girl to want to see more of you, and the best way to do that is to bait them here and there, give them a nibble, but then deny them a bite, eventually, if timed right youll either have them, or if u mess it up, they will just get extremly frustrated and angry XD

but once again i repeat DO NOT BE SOME SLEF PITY STORY (women hate that, had a friend who tried that on sooo many girls, all of them were his friends by the end, just none ever wanted to go out with him)

[R'as al Ghul]

That is so true.

I must have ignored hundreds of thousands, nay millions of women during my lifetime, and they are still following and stalking me in hordes, shouting 'Why aren't you interested in me?' and 'You looked right past me in that supermarket on October 7, 1989, you bastard!'

Easy pickings my friends, easy pickings...

LOL.
See, I told you so.

'You looked right past me in that supermarket on October 7, 1989, you bastard!'

This one looks also promising.

I've another good tip:
Try all the above tips on a single girl....

[Beirut]

Ah hahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is the saddest thread of all time!!!!!

Really?

I thought this one was...

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=51691

But maybe that's just me.

[edyzmedieval]

Beirut,

You give me chills. When I saw you replied to the thread, I thought you closed my best thread!!!!

Oh well, these have been useful tips... Now, let's go and conquer girls...

"We come. We see. We conquer" - Julius Ceasar

[Advo-san]

IMHO it doesn't really matter what you do or what you say. If a girl likes you you can talk all kinds of crap and still get some honey...

My pickup line: "Hi, I m George. U r not from around here, correct? Follow me, I 'll show you around! I know the best places here.." Joy style. Never failed me with the Ausies.

[King Henry V]

Adopt a French accent. I go to a French school where I live, so I could fool anyone in England. Was also very succesful with the girls.