Tips on how to attract a girl

[Divinus Arma]

Ah hahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is the saddest thread of all time!!!!!

[Ashen]

Yep.

Anyways, make em laugh and if you aren't sure, don't bother. Nothing worse than successfully pulling a bird only to find out you don't actually like em all that much once you get to know em really well.

And be more interested in spending time with them than trying to chat them up. Friendship is the basis of the best relationships. Which is why my ex's all want to kill me.

[Alrowan]

my 2 cents, just dont be some boring self loathing sap... no-one likes a loser :p


actually, im a musician, i look like one too, i work in a supermarket, and have a fan club that always comes in, been asked out while i was working, had long hair, have short hair, etc

anyway, women arent too fussed on looks, my trick is the Enigma, im just one big mystery to girls, and it works, cus they want to find out more, but you have to give it to them in doses, one thing women do love is suprises and mystery. but be careful when your playing the enigma, let on too much and it will ruin it, dont let on enough early and they might lose intrest before you have them.
Apart form that, if there are girls you are interested in, dont try spend a lot of time with them in conversation, just small exchanges work best, keep them witty, and not too deep, and move on after 2-3 minutes, it might kill you cus u want to talk to them more, but hopefully it will arouse intrest and do just the same for them, keep this up for a month, week, or the evening, depending on the situation, then pull out the moves, get thier number, ask them out.

The trick is to get a girl to want to see more of you, and the best way to do that is to bait them here and there, give them a nibble, but then deny them a bite, eventually, if timed right youll either have them, or if u mess it up, they will just get extremly frustrated and angry XD

but once again i repeat DO NOT BE SOME SLEF PITY STORY (women hate that, had a friend who tried that on sooo many girls, all of them were his friends by the end, just none ever wanted to go out with him)

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Yep.

Anyways, make em laugh and if you aren't sure, don't bother. Nothing worse than successfully pulling a bird only to find out you don't actually like em all that much once you get to know em really well.

And be more interested in spending time with them than trying to chat them up. Friendship is the basis of the best relationships. Which is why my ex's all want to kill me.

Hi Ashen! Remember me, the .totalromer?

[Beirut]

Ah hahahahahahahahaha!!!! This is the saddest thread of all time!!!!!

Really?

I thought this one was...

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=51691

But maybe that's just me.

[edyzmedieval]

Beirut,

You give me chills. When I saw you replied to the thread, I thought you closed my best thread!!!!

Oh well, these have been useful tips... Now, let's go and conquer girls...

"We come. We see. We conquer" - Julius Ceasar

[Advo-san]

IMHO it doesn't really matter what you do or what you say. If a girl likes you you can talk all kinds of crap and still get some honey...

My pickup line: "Hi, I m George. U r not from around here, correct? Follow me, I 'll show you around! I know the best places here.." Joy style. Never failed me with the Ausies.

[King Henry V]

Adopt a French accent. I go to a French school where I live, so I could fool anyone in England. Was also very succesful with the girls.

[edyzmedieval]

Adopt a French accent. I go to a French school where I live, so I could fool anyone in England. Was also very succesful with the girls.

Maybe that's why French is called the language of love

[Silver Rusher]

Whenever I do a french accent, it always sounds like I'm taking the piss out of them. Then again, most of the time I am

[Csargo]

no comment
I need help also

[Major Robert Dump]

Money.

Have a cute, longtime friend I've known since middle school, she's 27 now. she's hip, she's funny, shes motivated and by large has her act together. Over coffee a few weeks ago she mentioned that a former acquantance who came
back into her life -- one who she was not and still isn't attracted to -- had been taking her out on dates.

He professed his longtime love to her and asked her out. They went out a few times out of pityand he produced a huge engagment ring and asked her to marry. Over coffee three days ago
she told me she said yes, despite the fact that hes a fat, bald slob, a total square, he listens to country music and his favorite singer is Phil Collins, he washes his car three times a week and has had someone do his laundry for him his entire life, he wears bikini briefs (hes fat remember) and he talks constantly about how great his home entertainment system is, which is a good thing because he never goes out. The last concert he went to was Neil feeking Diamond and no where in his entire house is a book. These are all things she had told me about him before.

When I laughed and reminded her about all the things she thought made him pitiful, she said "yeah but being rich fixes a lot of things."

It's not my place to judge her, in fact, based on what shes doing and how she feels about the guy I could very well be boinking her 5 years down the road since she has now shown me she is a shallow skank, and any chic who marries someone as a career choice will likely not be above going outside the marriage for a little action when things are dull, and believe me things will be dull a lot


In fact, I'm sure we all know plenty of men and women in relationships who have this arrangement, although in most cases the woman would never admit it to the man, but even if she did the man may very well not care if he already viewed her
as a trophy, like his home entertainment system.

[LeftEyeNine]

Money.

Have a cute, longtime friend I've known since middle school, she's 27 now. she's hip, she's funny, shes motivated and by large has her act together. Over coffee a few weeks ago she mentioned that a former acquantance who came
back into her life -- one who she was not and still isn't attracted to -- had been taking her out on dates.

He professed his longtime love to her and asked her out. They went out a few times out of pityand he produced a huge engagment ring and asked her to marry. Over coffee three days ago
she told me she said yes, despite the fact that hes a fat, bald slob, a total square, he listens to country music and his favorite singer is Phil Collins, he washes his car three times a week and has had someone do his laundry for him his entire life, he wears bikini briefs (hes fat remember) and he talks constantly about how great his home entertainment system is, which is a good thing because he never goes out. The last concert he went to was Neil feeking Diamond and no where in his entire house is a book. These are all things she had told me about him before.

When I laughed and reminded her about all the things she thought made him pitiful, she said "yeah but being rich fixes a lot of things."

It's not my place to judge her, in fact, based on what shes doing and how she feels about the guy I could very well be boinking her 5 years down the road since she has now shown me she is a shallow skank, and any chic who marries someone as a career choice will likely not be above going outside the marriage for a little action when things are dull, and believe me things will be dull a lot


In fact, I'm sure we all know plenty of men and women in relationships who have this arrangement, although in most cases the woman would never admit it to the man, but even if she did the man may very well not care if he already viewed her
as a trophy, like his home entertainment system.

May I spammiate this post of yours ?

[Byzantine Prince]

Money, power, talent, and intelligence are obvious aphrodisiacs. However even things like talent, and personality are pretty shallow in my opinion. Two people should be attracted to eacho ther physically as well, or else what is the freaken point, it will most likely not last, as MRD pointed out. It's best to win them on all fronts, attack attack attack!

[Vladimir]

Money, power, talent, and intelligence are obvious aphrodisiacs. However even things like talent, and personality are pretty shallow in my opinion. Two people should be attracted to eacho ther physically as well, or else what is the freaken point, it will most likely not last, as MRD pointed out. It's best to win them on all fronts, attack attack attack!

The part I bolded was also the French army strategy in WW I.

[English assassin]

Has anyone suggested using a girltrap?

What you need is a large wooden box (something like a tea chest, only biogger, unless you only want to attract dwarves). Put it open side down, but tilt it up and support one edge with a small stick.

Under the opening, place a copy of Heat, (or Cosmo if you prefer "classy" women), a chocolate bar and some Jimmy Choos. (Tip: make sure the magazine is open BUT NOT at the horoscope page) Tie the bait to the stick in such a way that if the shoes are taken or the magazine pages turned (eg to find the horoscope) the stick is pulled away, and the box falls, trapping the girl inside.

happy to be of help