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    Bringing down the vulgaroisie Member King Henry V's Avatar
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    I have a cunning plan! Hire someone to attack her or something, then suddenly you step in and save her (having first arranged with the attacker that he falls down unconscious after just punching him once). She thinks that your her hero, and hey presto, she's yours.
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    I think it'll be to obvious....

    She'll hate me after that!!!!! She only likes me as a friend. No relationship between us.
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    Oh man, stop sobbing and make her yours! Pull of a dinner somewhere, trust me she'll get the message. That is... if she likes you to begin with, nothing we can do if she doesn't find you attractive enough to date, but you can try.

    If you give up everytime they want to be just friends you'll never get anywhere... like me. So just do it.

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    Ohhh the ladder theory!

    Basically an easy way of getting a good eye full of her rear end
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