Tips on how to attract a girl

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 08-05-2005, 01:43

Originally Posted by Ashen

Yep.

Anyways, make em laugh and if you aren't sure, don't bother. Nothing worse than successfully pulling a bird only to find out you don't actually like em all that much once you get to know em really well.

And be more interested in spending time with them than trying to chat them up. Friendship is the basis of the best relationships. Which is why my ex's all want to kill me.

Hi Ashen! Remember me, the .totalromer?

**edyzmedieval** · 08-05-2005, 08:37

Originally Posted by King Henry V

Adopt a French accent. I go to a French school where I live, so I could fool anyone in England. Was also very succesful with the girls.

Maybe that's why French is called the language of love

**Silver Rusher** · 08-05-2005, 08:49

Whenever I do a french accent, it always sounds like I'm taking the piss out of them. Then again, most of the time I am

**King Henry V** · 08-05-2005, 10:11

However, this does not alter my opinion of the French!

**edyzmedieval** · 08-05-2005, 11:49

Nor does mine....

But, still, we have to learn it, if we want beautiful girls holding our hand.

**Silver Rusher** · 08-05-2005, 19:16

Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Nor does mine....

But, still, we have to learn it, if we want beautiful girls holding our hand.

Nah, if you REALLY want beautiful girls holding your hand, no language beats Italian. Remember what Charles V said? "I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse". So, coming from one of the greatest (meh) Holy Roman Emperors, you should also speak German when you want to pull a horse.

**Byzantine Prince** · 08-05-2005, 19:39

Well the truth is if you want someone trully worthwhile then nothing beats being yourself. They can only love you for who you are, if they don't then it's not worth it.

Memorize Ovid, Goethe, and Lord Byron poems, it doesn't hurt. It's a very nice way to show you like them.

Better then flowers if you ask me. You have to make them feel like flowers because you feel that that's what you are. It's not pretentious if that's what you actually feel about them. It's not a trick it's just a way to do it.

**edyzmedieval** · 08-05-2005, 22:22

Guess these tips are suited for when you are 16,17 or 18. Not now, when you are 14.

Doesn't work now.

Oh well, I laughed at that very much.... "German for my horse"

As for Italian, true. Italian, Spanish and French rule.

**Shaka_Khan** · 08-07-2005, 13:05

Just sweat out your pheromone and let her do her thing. If she doesn't, then just be friendly towards her. Give her space so that you don't frighten her.

**Ja'chyra** · 08-08-2005, 10:38

Originally Posted by Goofball

Let me get this straight:

You're asking a bunch of patrons of an online wargaming discussion forum for tips on how to pick up women?

You might have better luck asking the patrons at the next Star Trek convention...

Hahahahahaha, how true.

Anyway, my advice would be

1. Make her laugh
2. Get her drunk
3. Take her home

Simple

**edyzmedieval** · 08-08-2005, 11:22

Originally Posted by Ja'chyra

Hahahahahaha, how true.

Anyway, my advice would be

1. Make her laugh
2. Get her drunk
3. Take her home

Simple

Let's assume that I'm taking her to my home.
What am I going to do with her?!

**edyzmedieval** · 08-08-2005, 11:38

For the following situation, I need help.

A good looking girl, without a boyfriend. She declared to me that she is waiting for him, and she also said that she is not looking for any guy. Nice and sweet. I asked her, what is her favourite type of guy. She said: " I'm not telling you".

Now, how do I "conquer" her!?

**Strike For The South** · 08-08-2005, 11:47

Fly me to Romania and for a small fee ill take care of this "Guy"

**edyzmedieval** · 08-08-2005, 11:58

Shall I give you some flowers while you travel?!

**Ja'chyra** · 08-08-2005, 12:02

Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Let's assume that I'm taking her to my home.
What am I going to do with her?!

If you can't figure it out then you don't deserve to know.

**edyzmedieval** · 08-08-2005, 12:05

Originally Posted by Ja'chyra

If you can't figure it out then you don't deserve to know.

Just kidding....

Can you help me, BTW?!

**Strike For The South** · 08-08-2005, 14:43

Where how often and how long do you see her we need logistics before we can unleash the master plan

**Ja'chyra** · 08-08-2005, 15:30

First you need to figure out if she's worth the effort.

**Alrowan** · 08-08-2005, 15:40

Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Guess these tips are suited for when you are 16,17 or 18. Not now, when you are 14.

Doesn't work now.

at 14 dont even bother with girls, seriously, just go out and party with your mates till you hit about 17, then its more worthwhile, but in the end most are still too flippant untill thier 20's

**Evil_Maniac From Mars** · 08-08-2005, 22:17

Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Oh well, I laughed at that very much.... "German for my horse"

As for Italian, true. Italian, Spanish and French rule.

HEY! Horses more valuable than women at the time of Chales IV...

I mean...he was an Emperor...

**edyzmedieval** · 08-09-2005, 06:51

Originally Posted by Alrowan

at 14 dont even bother with girls, seriously, just go out and party with your mates till you hit about 17, then its more worthwhile, but in the end most are still too flippant untill thier 20's

They're seriously emancipated man..... And very developed

(if you know what I mean)

@ strike for south:

I see her often man. Just yesterday, I went with her and other 4 girls and 2 boys, strolling in the park.

**Byzantine Prince** · 08-09-2005, 06:54

Just pull your *thing* out. That's what I always do, and it works!

**edyzmedieval** · 08-09-2005, 07:00

Too direct

You have to take a girl easily, then progress slowly.

**Strike For The South** · 08-09-2005, 07:26

Originally Posted by edyzmedieval

Too direct

You have to take a girl easily, then progress slowly.

I dunno sounds like a plan to me

**King Henry V** · 08-09-2005, 12:48

I have a cunning plan! Hire someone to attack her or something, then suddenly you step in and save her (having first arranged with the attacker that he falls down unconscious after just punching him once). She thinks that your her hero, and hey presto, she's yours.

**edyzmedieval** · 08-09-2005, 18:34

I think it'll be to obvious....

She'll hate me after that!!!!! She only likes me as a friend. No relationship between us.

**Byzantine Prince** · 08-09-2005, 19:24

Oh man, stop sobbing and make her yours! Pull of a dinner somewhere, trust me she'll get the message. That is... if she likes you to begin with, nothing we can do if she doesn't find you attractive enough to date, but you can try.

If you give up everytime they want to be just friends you'll never get anywhere... like me

. So just do it.