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    Quote Originally Posted by littlelostboy
    ... Talk about being a maths and science freak. ...

    ... So guys, there, study, girls love nerds.
    That can`t be correct...the girls would swarm around me if that was the case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    That can`t be correct...the girls would swarm around me if that was the case.
    I don't know but my friend have this kind of confidence and magnetism around him. Not those 'sex' magnetism but a different one so girls kinda like him. They don't really want to go out with him but like talking to him. But, apparently one girl had asked him out to our Christmas 'prom' and he said yes. So I think it is also all about self-confidence and also he wasn't really interested in the girls in my grade so that's why the girls think he was trying to play hard to get. Talk about being short and plump at the same time.
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    littlelostboy,

    Hell yeah, there are these kind of guys whom girls like talking to. But that's all. I had a friend in high school just like that.. He never had a girlfriend actually, only friends - not in a heterosexual and emotional relationship ever.

    Forget about him, make sure you are in a better position about girls.

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    I just heard some rather useful advice the other day:
    Brush up you Shakespeare
    The girls today in society
    Go for classical poetry,
    So to win their hearts one must quote with ease
    Aeschylus and Euripides.
    But the poet of them all
    Who will start 'em simply ravin'
    Is the poet people call
    The bard of Stratford-on-Avon.

    Brush up your Shakespeare,
    Start quoting him now.
    Brush up your Shakespeare
    And the women you will wow.
    Just declaim a few lines from "Othella"
    And they think you're a heckuva fella.
    If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er
    Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer,
    And if still, to be shocked, she pretends well,
    Just remind her that "All's Well That Ends Well."
    Brush up your Shakespeare
    And they'll all kowtow.

    Brush up your Shakespeare,
    Start quoting him now.
    Brush up your Shakespeare
    And the women you will wow.
    If your goil is a Washington Heights dream
    Treat the kid to "A Midsummer Night Dream."
    If she fights when her clothes you are mussing,
    What are clothes? "Much Ado About Nussing."
    If she says your behavior is heinous
    Kick her right in the "Coriolanus."
    Brush up your Shakespeare
    And they'll all kowtow,
    And they'll all kowtow,
    And they'll all kowtow.

    Brush up your Shakespeare,
    Start quoting him now.
    Brush up your Shakespeare
    And the women you will wow.

    Brush up your Shakespeare
    And they'll all kowtow,
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    Default Re: Tips on how to attract a girl

    Quote Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine
    littlelostboy,

    Hell yeah, there are these kind of guys whom girls like talking to. But that's all. I had a friend in high school just like that.. He never had a girlfriend actually, only friends - not in a heterosexual and emotional relationship ever.

    Forget about him, make sure you are in a better position about girls.
    Ok,
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    Default Re: Tips on how to attract a girl

    Quote Originally Posted by littlelostboy
    I don't know but my friend have this kind of confidence and magnetism around him. Not those 'sex' magnetism but a different one so girls kinda like him. They don't really want to go out with him but like talking to him. But, apparently one girl had asked him out to our Christmas 'prom' and he said yes. So I think it is also all about self-confidence and also he wasn't really interested in the girls in my grade so that's why the girls think he was trying to play hard to get. Talk about being short and plump at the same time.
    It is probably because I am missing the 'short and plump' part then.. And after what LEN said, it`s probably only positive.
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