Quote Originally Posted by kekvitirae
  1. Dont act like a jerk
  2. Dont try to act cool
  3. Be yourself
  4. Bathe daily
  5. Remember the song, "Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man." Meaning, ragged shirt and torn jeans arent going to get much stares.
  6. Get a haircut. Mullets went the way of the dodo in the 80s.
  7. Axe Body Spray
  8. Smile


Note that "smile" is in a lower position than "Axe body spray"...
And, sorry to contradict, kekvitirae but you can be unshaven and look like a bum and girls will still like it....

Speaking of which, congratulate me. I shaved for the first time in 5 weeks!! And it feels so nice....