Tips on how to attract a girl

[LeftEyeNine]

Phoenix was what I got.. I have to refresh then..

[ah_dut]

Yeah, but she ain't British...


Seriously though, I've posted on this topic before, and my conclusion tends to be that the youth of the world as a whole isn't as messed up as some people would like us to believe. It tends to be rather bad in big city areas, but most kids are still pretty innocent at 14.

Yeah you have a point...just pointing out what does happen. My friends have rather more expirience then me on this particular matter but they say some girls have a shedload of milage...I never tend to go to the wilder house parties where these beasts reside.

Of course some parts of scotland are far more extreme then London

[Shaka_Khan]

I really like that this thread took off again...

Show your nude body?! How come?! I know they like confident men, but not that!!!

Seriously, I was joking.

[littlelostboy]

Here comes the golden rule again

Yes be yourself. But work out too and be humourous. If being yourself means NOT to be humourous, then you can bye-bye to all the girls. The only time this golden rule worked was when this nerdy classmate of mine had girls falling for him cause they thought he was cute and had a special determinism around him. Talk about being a maths and science freak. Talk about being short and a bit plump. But then, I have to admit that he's quite likeable, just don't get it why girls in my grade fall for him.

So guys, there, study, girls love nerds.

[doc_bean]

Yes be yourself. But work out too and be humourous. If being yourself means NOT to be humourous, then you can bye-bye to all the girls. The only time this golden rule worked was when this nerdy classmate of mine had girls falling for him cause they thought he was cute and had a special determinism around him. Talk about being a maths and science freak. Talk about being short and a bit plump. But then, I have to admit that he's quite likeable, just don't get it why girls in my grade fall for him.

So guys, there, study, girls love nerds.

Was he rich ?

If not, girls, especially when they're young(er) will go for guys with potential to become really successful. And being determined will help quite a bit in that department, especially in HS where most guys are slackers anyway.

Of course, it only works if they intend to have a serious LT relationship, most girls in HS just want to have fun.

[edyzmedieval]

Doc, I don't go for her anymore...Left her.

Anyways, girls love nerds and Axe?! Man, I'm going to get Beirut's Axe, might have some great effect.

@Ah_dut

You're not anymore, ehm, you know.... Untouched....

Some guys have more experience than me...

???!!!!

@Kekvitirae

Sharp dressed man?! It explains why the girls liked my suit, even though I'm 14. And I wear a suit.... And the idiots in my class say I'm lame.... Losers....

[Viking]

... Talk about being a maths and science freak. ...

... So guys, there, study, girls love nerds.

That can`t be correct...the girls would swarm around me if that was the case.

[Strike For The South]

Sharp dressed man?! It explains why the girls liked my suit, even though I'm 14. And I wear a suit.... And the idiots in my class say I'm lame.... Losers....

You were a suit...Why. I dress the least amount possible then plop down on the couch get drink shove my hand down my pants (Al Bundy style as if there was any other way) and watch foxy boxing

[littlelostboy]

That can`t be correct...the girls would swarm around me if that was the case.

I don't know but my friend have this kind of confidence and magnetism around him. Not those 'sex' magnetism but a different one so girls kinda like him. They don't really want to go out with him but like talking to him. But, apparently one girl had asked him out to our Christmas 'prom' and he said yes. So I think it is also all about self-confidence and also he wasn't really interested in the girls in my grade so that's why the girls think he was trying to play hard to get. Talk about being short and plump at the same time.

[LeftEyeNine]

littlelostboy,

Hell yeah, there are these kind of guys whom girls like talking to. But that's all. I had a friend in high school just like that.. He never had a girlfriend actually, only friends - not in a heterosexual and emotional relationship ever.

Forget about him, make sure you are in a better position about girls.

[King Henry V]

I just heard some rather useful advice the other day:

Brush up you Shakespeare
The girls today in society
Go for classical poetry,
So to win their hearts one must quote with ease
Aeschylus and Euripides.
But the poet of them all
Who will start 'em simply ravin'
Is the poet people call
The bard of Stratford-on-Avon.

Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
Just declaim a few lines from "Othella"
And they think you're a heckuva fella.
If your blonde won't respond when you flatter 'er
Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer,
And if still, to be shocked, she pretends well,
Just remind her that "All's Well That Ends Well."
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they'll all kowtow.

Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.
If your goil is a Washington Heights dream
Treat the kid to "A Midsummer Night Dream."
If she fights when her clothes you are mussing,
What are clothes? "Much Ado About Nussing."
If she says your behavior is heinous
Kick her right in the "Coriolanus."
Brush up your Shakespeare
And they'll all kowtow,
And they'll all kowtow,
And they'll all kowtow.

Brush up your Shakespeare,
Start quoting him now.
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow.

Brush up your Shakespeare
And they'll all kowtow,

[SwordsMaster]

1. Dont act like a jerk
2. Dont try to act cool
3. Be yourself
4. Bathe daily
5. Remember the song, "Every girl's crazy for a sharp dressed man." Meaning, ragged shirt and torn jeans arent going to get much stares.
6. Get a haircut. Mullets went the way of the dodo in the 80s.
7. Axe Body Spray
8. Smile

Note that "smile" is in a lower position than "Axe body spray"...
And, sorry to contradict, kekvitirae but you can be unshaven and look like a bum and girls will still like it....

Speaking of which, congratulate me. I shaved for the first time in 5 weeks!! And it feels so nice....

[Viking]

I don't know but my friend have this kind of confidence and magnetism around him. Not those 'sex' magnetism but a different one so girls kinda like him. They don't really want to go out with him but like talking to him. But, apparently one girl had asked him out to our Christmas 'prom' and he said yes. So I think it is also all about self-confidence and also he wasn't really interested in the girls in my grade so that's why the girls think he was trying to play hard to get. Talk about being short and plump at the same time.

It is probably because I am missing the 'short and plump' part then.. And after what LEN said, it`s probably only positive.

[Upxl]

or play it safe, tell her: "Wonna come home ot my place and have sex and eat popcorn?"
Then she says: "no"
And you look all offended: "What!? you dont like popcorn?"

This here is pure gold.
I tried it last night with a few specimen of the upposite sex.

Works like a charm :)

[ah_dut]

@Ah_dut

You're not anymore, ehm, you know.... Untouched.... ???!!!!.

the quote was to do with attendingrather crazy, out of hand raunchy house parties

[edyzmedieval]

Oh, ok.

Really like that one, Upxl....

[littlelostboy]

littlelostboy,

Hell yeah, there are these kind of guys whom girls like talking to. But that's all. I had a friend in high school just like that.. He never had a girlfriend actually, only friends - not in a heterosexual and emotional relationship ever.

Forget about him, make sure you are in a better position about girls.

Ok,

[littlelostboy]

This here is pure gold.
I tried it last night with a few specimen of the upposite sex.

Works like a charm :)

Wow, maybe I should try it on Friday when I'm going to a rock concert.

[Upxl]

Oh, ok.

Really like that one, Upxl....

Thnx,

But it isn’t my quote. :)

[Byzantine Prince]

Different women like different things..

Different women like different ........ . But they all want mine. Hehe.

[The Wizard]

View TheSilverKnight's quote of mine in his sig

[edyzmedieval]

Long time no see with this thread.

Need some advice. Talking to a girl I like extremely much. Met her at the exams(ironic, isn't it?).

So, she thinks I'm a good guy and I make her laugh most of the time. I got from her photos and such, but she wouldn't give me her number.

Any help?

[LeftEyeNine]

They don't hesitate giving it out to ones that they like/trust. Did you ever openly asked for it ?

[doc_bean]

if she doesn't give you her number you probably creep her out. Most people tend to give way their number pretty easily in the age of cell phones.

Unless I'm behind times again and constantly sending messages to any of the few hundred people in your address list isn't what's hip with the kids anymore.

[Ianofsmeg16]

All this advice is useless, get yourself in a band, (play drums, drummers get all the groupies, period) and sing stuff like James Blunt and The Eagles. Now you may not like them, but boy oh boy do the girls love them :D

[Craterus]

I don't know ANY girls that have heard of the Eagles, let alone like them.

It's a shame my area is infested with chavettes. The only "music" they listen to is 50 Cent and the other crap.

[KrooK]

What can I say ;)
Just be yourself.
But best tip on girl is full wallet :P

[Avicenna]

Spend a whole hour talking to her about Total war, pay special attention to make sure she understands how the macedonian phallanx worked and about how bowmen used to be much stronger in Shogun than in Medieval. Also tell her about that time when you defeated a whole bunch of Egyptians by only using 2 units of cavaly and 4 units of peasants ( make sure you use the bottles and glasses,forks,plates around the bar/restaurant/cafee table to re-enact your battle tactic as accurately as possible )

If you run out of words dont worry. You can always talk about sports, your ex girlfriend, politics and of course that skin rash you got last month and it still itches...

Then all girls can be mine! MIIINE! MUHAHAHAHHA!

avatar like strike for the south and humour like his as well? are you twins?

[Samurai Waki]

How I met my Girlfriend:

She was drunk at a friends party...not really drunk, but drunk enough to where my friend knew she wasn't suitable to drive. She needed a ride home, I was in a good mood so I thought "what the hell...I'll take her home", so as I'm driving she begins talking to me, mostly just about random **** that I didn't really care about, but I answered each question. I asked her if she wanted to get some coffee or something to eat, so we did, and then after that we just kind of hung out for the rest of the evening. I never got a phone # or anything, and I didn't really ask for it, nor was I really seeking a relationship.
About two weeks pass, and I had just got off work, I'm driving home and I see a car accident (which are Common in California if you didn't know that), and shes standing outside her car cursing and swearing because someone had T-Boned her vehicle, I pull over, and see whats going on and if everything is okay because no police vehicles had shown up yet. So after the matter is taken care of, and her vehicle is towed away to be repaired I offer to drive her home...again. She was a bit shaken up, so I just drove her to my house instead because it was only 5 minutes away and her place was like an hour away. After she recovered I asked her if she would have any trouble getting to work in the mornings, because her home was on the same route I had to go to get to College in the morning, she accepted. So for about a month I did the same routine, picked her up in the mornings, drove to college, picked her up from work after college and went to work.
During these drives, if you've familiar with the interstates in California, it takes awhile to go from one place to another, so we get to know each other pretty well and then one evening I was driving home and she asked me "so how come you haven't asked me out yet?", I shrug and reply "I wasn't ready" then out of nowhere she decides it would be a good time to make-out... and well the rest is history. Needless to say, about a week ago she moved into my place and I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I liked my stuff... especially my posters of scantily clad women and neon bar signs...now it looks all normal. but at least its clean

So the lesson of my story is, is that sometimes the relationships that catch you at a complete surprise are the best ones, I wasn't even looking for anyone, and then suddenly she appeared in my life and it has never been better...in more ways than one

[LeftEyeNine]

Nice coincidence and a beautiful relationship there, Wazi, congrats and shall it be for long.

Yep that's true. If you're looking something more than "Wham Bam, Thank you ma'am!", give up looking for it. What they call "love" happens when you are not looking for it nor chasing it and while you are completely unprepared like Wazi. That's why love is exciting