Tips on how to attract a girl

**edyzmedieval** · 07-22-2005, 11:08

Title explains everything

Everyone here, post your tips. Some of us are in need of them(not me!!!), so It would be a great thing.

And mods, if it is active enough, make it a sticky please.

**Samurai Waki** · 07-22-2005, 11:10

Give her a good long look right in her eyes and say "How about another round of beer?"

**Somebody Else** · 07-22-2005, 11:57

Money, status and power.

**Brutus** · 07-22-2005, 12:27

Humhum

*cough*

"How YOU doin'?"

**Taurus** · 07-22-2005, 12:56

Originally Posted by Brutus

Humhum

*cough*

"How YOU doin'?"

lol mate

Joey!

**Franconicus** · 07-22-2005, 13:05

Originally Posted by Somebody Else

Money, status and power.

Completely wrong. She must have pity on you. Girls love birds with broken wings

And Teddies, of course!

**Fragony** · 07-22-2005, 13:39

Bring another specimen.

**Drisos** · 07-22-2005, 14:01

Good idea but I'm afraid I cannot be of help for people here.

*****

I have been in love with the same girl for 1,5 year now, she was in my class, but not anymore. Anyway, she knew it and I tried everything to make her give me a chance to prove I was the one. But while me and some others (me included makes it 5 in total

) did this, she kept 'searching' for a boyfriend, while she had 5 people who wanted to, she kept searching! GAH! girls... you are never good enough for them, they say you're nice but in fact they always keep hoping some bad-singing celebrity will be theirs. GAH again! I would have done anything for that girl! If I could get every female on the world I would still pick her, but I just wasn't good enough...

*****

sorry for going so off topic. I am trying to forget her by playing STW and being around here but it's hard. deep down I still hope...-you know-...

so I can't be of help, I'm no good at this.

**rasoforos** · 07-22-2005, 14:03

Spend a whole hour talking to her about Total war, pay special attention to make sure she understands how the macedonian phallanx worked and about how bowmen used to be much stronger in Shogun than in Medieval. Also tell her about that time when you defeated a whole bunch of Egyptians by only using 2 units of cavaly and 4 units of peasants ( make sure you use the bottles and glasses,forks,plates around the bar/restaurant/cafee table to re-enact your battle tactic as accurately as possible )

If you run out of words dont worry. You can always talk about sports, your ex girlfriend, politics and of course that skin rash you got last month and it still itches...

Then all girls can be mine! MIIINE! MUHAHAHAHHA!

**R'as al Ghul** · 07-22-2005, 14:07

Tips on how to attract a girl

Ignore her.

Seriously it will make her curious why on earth you
are not interested in her.
Apart from that, I second everything rasoforos said.
After all, girls really like to talk about warfare, don't they?

**Voigtkampf** · 07-22-2005, 14:20

Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube

Every time I hear this question, I crack up. Girls aren't quite as Superficial as us guys when it comes to judging the opposite sex.

Not quite as; substantially more.

Never walk into the trap of thinking that girls are somehow more profound then boys. They are, in matter a fact, much worse.

They just pretend better!

As for the tips

My one and only pickup line:

I drive down the street, wave a stack of twenties at any woman on any street corner:

“HEY!!!” *wave money*

“GET IN!!! I’M NOT A COP!!!”

It works.

**The Stranger** · 07-22-2005, 14:23

be confident and funny but not too much cuz she'll think your arrogant. let it come to you but steer it behind the scenes. be nice but not slimey. show her your emotions.

**Lazul** · 07-22-2005, 15:33

talk about Alexander the great and compare him to Hannibal and then move on to Napoleon while just giving Ceaser a few credits.... they will love you.

not really... find something you have in common and talk about it, and when ever you can, be funny or give her compliments... works for me

or play it safe, tell her: "Wonna come home ot my place and have sex and eat popcorn?"
Then she says: "no"
And you look all offended: "What!? you dont like popcorn?"
then she will probably slap you haha

**Taffy_is_a_Taff** · 07-22-2005, 16:21

Not acting like a jerk is always a good start.
Somehow being down on your luck (but not being a whiney baby) can get a good sympathy reaction.

However, as has been previously noted: women are nuts. So these suggestions may work on some but fail pathetically on others.

EDIT: Do not attempt anything with women when you are drunk. Just don't, if it works you may regret it and if it doesn't there's a fair chance you'll have made a complete tit out of yourself.

EDIT2: Common interests, find out what she likes and get into it yourself. It's amazing how interesting you can find absolute crap when you want in the pants of one of its devotees.

**Ianofsmeg16** · 07-22-2005, 16:40

It all well and dandy posting in this and thank god for your advice but it is all, in fact, useless. Unless your and a tall, muscle-bound, god-like hero character who can sing and loves to talk about "where the relationship is heading (oh me all the way....it helps to tell her you are a crucial part of a conspiracy to bring about the end of the so called frog) then you really aint getting anywhere....or that maybe only girls at MY school.
EDIT: It also helps if you are in a band......unless its a Slipknot tribut band...Metallica would do

**The Wizard** · 07-22-2005, 16:45

Do as the Brabantines do. Club 'em over the head and drag 'em back to your lair.

Oh, and ian: No. All you need to do is seem confident (seem; you can be a nervous wreck beneath the vernish, but just seem to be confident!) and talk fast. Be funny and audacious. Done.

**Taffy_is_a_Taff** · 07-22-2005, 16:51

musicians: Ian of Smeg is spot on about musicians. Nothing else applies, if you are a musician you will get girls.

Sure playing something like the cello may not get you girls in high school but it will afterwards.

Musicians are bastards.

**The Wizard** · 07-22-2005, 16:54

Depends. What girls do you get? Hoes if your an MC (and a good one at that, with a good producer), goths (

) if you play metal etc, punks... Naw. I'd rather be an RnB crooner. Or just me. Yeah, I'll settle for that.

**Steppe Merc** · 07-22-2005, 16:59

My friends are in a band, they all have the hottest girlfriends ever... Though the lead guitarist's cousin is with the rythym guitarst, which I imagine is wierd.
Well, except for the bass player, but we all think he's gay...

**Byzantine Prince** · 07-22-2005, 18:36

Tip 1: Be sexy

Tip 2: Don't critisize anything(my weakness)

Tip 3: Show off your ass by bending over

Tip 4: Show off abs by raising shirt like you just don't care who sees you

Tip 5: Ignore every chick you see(I think they find that mysterious)

Tip 6: GO up to them and ask them their names. Don't go all: "how you doin" No woman likes dumbasses despite what Friends might have taught you

Tip 7: Go to a hair salon and get your hair done, it'll make you look more sophisticated then you actually are

Tip 8: Let *her* ask you out first, and if she's too shy and you see it, then you work it in by obscurely asking her if she wants to go to a party or something of common interest.

That's all the advice I can churn out today. Use it well young padowan.

**JAG** · 07-22-2005, 19:10

Didn't I already tell you Edz that women were evil?! :p

Attracting women is easy, just talk to them in flirtatious ways while looking them in the eye a fair bit - you can normally judge how you are doing by the response to that. As long as you don't say anything too bloody stupid and don't look like Michael Jackson, you should do pretty well.

The hard part comes after all that attracting bit, then women are bloody evil.

**Husar** · 07-22-2005, 19:12