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    Default The adventures of the Anti-Jamster! Crusade.

    Hi, I'm Berserker! (well, DUH!) and I've wrote this story. I've wrote it for one thing, the AJC thread. You see, Miekus started the AJC from his thread, rightfully named, That B******d frog. Now as a joke, someone made up that name, AJC and decided to use it. Then the original anti-frog thread was stopped, as there was too many posts. They started a new thread for the AJC. Here we have it. A story in memory of AJC. please read on, and if you like Jamster, you're dead buddy!!

    Part 1: The Awakening of the Frog

    Crazy Frog was a part of a joke on a website. He was part of a Insanity test(by the looks of it now, no one passed the insanity test.) Then He became famous, as a Annoying(with a capital A) Jamster! decided to use it as a ringtone. Now we must be victims of this, crazy, invention.

    Berserker! was in his field, killing the last of the SPQR soldiers, when he heard a scream near him. He looked around and saw a small sibling who was Berserker!'s son, was crying, Berserker! walked over

    Berserker! said, "What's wrong?"

    The TV near the young sibling showed the dreaded Crazy Frog advert. Berserker! was pulling hair out of his already nearly bald head. Then Crazy Frogs went through the screen on missles, going all over the globe.

    "Something must be done!" Berserker! said.

    He then got out his basookoid, that Ian of smeg let him borrow, in case of this accident, and aimed at the TV. Boom!

    The TV was blown into 20 million pieces, and the pieces were arranged by Berserker! into,"Screw you, Jamster!"

    The saga Contiuimms In a couple of hours

    In the next episode.......

    The crowd of guilders who hated this Crazy Frog fad gathered in the town square.

    "Mongoose, Who shall be the Commander of this rebellion." said Berserker!" "We'll have to say......."

    Who will be the Commander? Will the AJC prevail? Find out in the next parts of this epic adventure!
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    Default Re: The adventure of The Anti-Jamster! Crusade.

    Good story though you called "it" a frog!

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    This has reminded me to continue with my smeg story
    i like this story...should include me more :)
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    Part 2: The Beginning of the AJC

    Hordes of people were stampeding into the Town square, Berserker! with them.

    The crowd were crying things like, "Why do we have to suffer Crazy Frog!" and news were spreading that new, evil, characters were in the works. The crowd was getting out of control.

    Now Berserker! and many other noble men went into a empty square in the crowd and cried," People, stampeding will not help us. No-" said Martinus.

    He was interuppted by a little man, who was a stupid geek, in the town we're in, which was called nhfkjshfdniudshfnjfnwqiuafhudshfndsmzkn
    iuahrfuihdsjfhdsfkjhsjkdhiudhsawiuhfiufhjkshfuiawhfiusscjisjckxjklszjcjhjkxhciush
    or in other words, Smeg town, said, "Yes it will!"

    Berserker! cried, " I had enough of you! Mongoose! Attack him!" The great Mongoose screamed with delight and dived at the geek, leaving 20 parts of the geek and a good amount of gore.

    "Thanks, Mongoose." said Ian of smeg.

    "Now we must talk about a group. A group that will rid this frog from the earth, and then the Thing will go back to UrANUS!" said Martinus pointing to a man's bare nessescities by accident.

    The crowd glared at the man, and then they jumped on him and beated him up. "The crazy frog came from him! This is his fault! Attack!"

    Berserker! smacked his head and said to the crowd,"It was a accident! Jeez......."
    "Anyway" said Mongoose, who was covered in blood," We have a group, that is us, and it is called The anti-Jamster! crusade!
    or the AJC." And so now the mighty AJC was born!

    The saga farts ahead tomorrow

    In the next episode..............................................
    .......................................................................
    ...............................(Too much dots, maybe?)

    "Give me my axe!!!" cried Berserker! "Why!?!" screamed Ian of smeg. "Well, let's see... Now you can see in front of you, a giant Crazy Frog, to be his slave and kill us with his painful tone. That is quite a problem, isn't it?" said Berserker! smartly. " Oh yeah, I forgot! Hehehe.....he...." said Ian of smeg normally as the Crazy frog then whacked Berserker! and Ian of smeg head's together.

    Will Berserker! and Ian survive this horrible ordeal? Does Berserker!'s shorts fit too tight? Is Ian's fart too smelly? Find out in our next episodes!
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    Nomination for funniest story ever anyone.....
    p.s. Am i the small geek man...cos thats not right
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    No, you still lived.



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    Only thing is, I need a list of all the AJC members. Could you give me them, Ian of smeg?



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    Here you go.....
    Mongoose
    Dutch_guy
    Martinus
    ShadesPanther
    Berserker
    Ian_of_smeg16
    Zelda12
    Mikeus Caesar
    Tibilicus
    Hiji
    Drisos
    Al Khalifah
    Dessa14
    Arrowhead
    King of Atlantis
    King Malcolm
    King Ragnar
    Centurion Officer
    Spacemonk
    Roark
    Nic Vee
    King Arthur
    Budwise
    PyrrhusofEpirus
    The Mark
    Crazed Rabbit
    Naruto
    RTW King
    LestaT
    Dago
    Edyzmedieval
    BTW you may not need them all....lol look in the HQ and see who posts frequently..then include them
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    People that have been posting frequently.

    Mongoose, martinus, king malcom, ian of smeg, you, and me are the main now though i missed the early days of the crusade.

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    Part 3: The mighty battle of the giant and two stupid men Oh smeg...................

    "Ian," said Berserker!,"Do me a favour and come with me!"

    Berserker! was waiting for Ian of Smeg to finish counting his smeg legions. Berserker! sighed and walked over to Ian of smeg, and walked on a big steaming pile of cow pats.

    "Nice smell, reminds of my smelly dog fragence, ohhhhh, lovely!" said Berserker!, smiling.

    Ian was nearly sick at Berserker! and took out a peg to put on his nose. "Berserker! Use something else instead of cow pat aftershave! I need to count up my smeg legions.....which reminds me, wanna be in charge of this army?" said Ian of smeg.

    "Boo ya! I'll be in charge!" smiled Berserker!," Men! Walk into that lava pit over there."

    "Aye!" cried all the soldiers.

    They burned and screamed as the lava killed them.

    "NOnonononononononononononononononooooooooooooooooo
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" cried Ian," don't go into the lava pit!"

    One soldier, half burnt, said,"Order completed si-" then he died.

    Ian was furious. He took out his basookoid and pressed, by accident, the dismantle button.

    "Got you now, punk!" laughed Berserker!, who then got out his axe and chopped Ian up to 60 pieces.

    Then Mongoose came in. "Noooooooooooooo!!! Who's gonna clean up the mess?!?" screamed Mongoose,"Berserker! YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE!!!"

    "I do," lied Berserker!,"He eat a bit of my pie."

    Martinus heard this conversation and came in too. "Good point, Berserker! Nothing is as good as pie!" nodded Martinus.

    "Anyway," said Mongoose."Better heal him, but how will we save him?"

    Then Berserker! burped the yankie diddle do! Then suddenly Ian came back to life, with his gory stuff all part of each other again.

    "Always works," Berserker! said, thoughtfully."Always works."

    Martinus and Mongoose were gobsmacked.

    "Ian, wanna come with me?" said Berserker!, helping Ian up.

    Ian nodded. They got their pink hippos from Bartix and rode off to the land of Giant Crazy not-a-frogs. The place was hilly, and the tune of the dreaded Crazy not-a-frog was heard.

    "Did you bring my axe, and your laser gun?" asked Berserker!

    "Yeah, I did." said Ian, showing a axe and a laser gun.

    "Cool." said Berserker!

    They walked over to a cave, where they knew a the biggest giant was. They parked their hippos and walked in. After a while they saw a giant running towards them.

    "Give me my axe!!!" cried Berserker!

    "Why!?!" screamed Ian of smeg.

    "Well, let's see... Now you can see in front of you, a giant Crazy Frog,who want make us be his slave and kill us with his painful tone. That is quite a problem, isn't it?" said Berserker! smartly.

    " Oh yeah, I forgot! Hehehe.....he...." said Ian of smeg normally as the Crazy frog then whacked Berserker! and Ian of smeg head's together.

    They were dragged into a cage with no food and then Crazy Frog sang. "God no, it sounds like Westlife and Cher!" screamed Ian.

    " God, if only I could get that key." Berserker! said as part of a trick. You'll see what it was.

    Then Obi-wan popped in a kind of blue hologram image."Use the force,young Berserker!" said Obi-wan.

    "Ah,screw you!" said Berserker! He got his axe and killed Obi wan who then dropped his lightsabre.

    Berserker! made a hole large enough in the cage to climb out. They then pursued the Giant.

    "Shoot him!" cried Berserker!

    Ian fired at the Giant's head and it was all over. But then, before the giant did a giant fart(well,duh!) and a gas speeded towards our stupid heroes who then ran for their lifes.

    "It's coming towards us!" cried Ian.

    "Grab me then!" screamed Berserker!

    Ian grabbed Berserker! and then Berserker! farted like he never done before. He whizzed through the cave and flew into the sky.

    "Yeehaa!" cried Ian. They went back home and ate pancakes.

    I would want to do more, But I really need a pee. Good Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......wheezee!

    The saga blows itself up into the front lead in a couple of hours.

    In the next episode!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
    ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (Or should I use dots?)

    "Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" screamed Berserker! "What happened?" asked King of Atlantis. "There's a new character, Sweety the bloody chick!" sobbed Berserker! "Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Cough! Cough!" Screamed The King and Berserker!

    Is Berserker! going to kill himself?(Probarly will, if you ask me) Is king of Atlantis high? Is that a bad question? Find out in our next award winning episodes! (Read or you die!)
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    Laugh out loud unitl my spleen is hanging out on the floor in a pile of SMEG!!!
    ...or LOLUMSIHOOTFIAPOS for short
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    beautiful

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    Part 4: The chick is here!

    A new, ghastly terror was here, all about a certain chick, and was driving people mad. Bird hunting went up, and a few Sweety the chicks mercahndise was being burnt in Mongoose's home. Only Mongoose had heard this ghastly, unearthly noise. Berserker! was with his kid, playing a burping competion, when on the TV, was this strange, savage sound. Tears ran down Berserker!'s face.

    "I already blew up one tv! Why another? Boohooboo......." cried Berserker!, as he got his axe and struck it into two pieces.

    A now bigger crowd stampeded to the Town center, where the smelly AJC was waiting.

    People were screaming things like,"What shall be done?" to,"Is Britney really that good?"

    Dutch_guy shushed the crowd. Then Shades Panther spoke."I know of this threat, to our minds, but one must not panic, as AJC has new men, and we're still recruiting. We need poachers an-"

    he said, being interupted by a poacher, who said,"Aye, me is a great poacher!"

    "Dutch_man then said,"You're a poacher!?! Crowd, attack him!" He smiled as he hated that man. Most of the AJC hated him too.

    Berserker! walked to talk to the crowd. On the way he muttered,"Interuptions, Interuptions."

    Then he spoke to the crowd and said,"Our crusade needs weapons, People, may you help us, in our need for weapons?"

    A man gave a biscit. Ian smiled at the man and shot him.

    "Idiot!!!" laughed Ian.

    The saga takes a shortcut and will be in front, TOMORROW!!! HEAR THAT? TOMORROW!!!! Ahem............

    In the next pudding,wait,wait, oh yeah, sorry, I meant episode. Yeah, that works.......

    "Arvil Lavine rocks!" cried Sweety's assistant. "Oh yeah? Mongoose, put on U2!" Berserker! said. The lovely music burned the assistant's ears. He then fell down dead from hearing good music.They then walked on and saw the evil chick.


    Will the AJC ever destroy Jamster? Is Akon really that crap? Is my friend gonna get away asking me to download Sweety for himself? Is that even a question? Find out in our excellent, epic, deep, funny........(20 hours later....)............. exciting adventure. With every minute you don't read my story, the more of you die! Read up!
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    I thought i was supposed to get high in this one.

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    Didnt we all.....good to see your stories still running after the death of the AJC, i mean, we're still friends right?
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    your still my friend .

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    Wow, I have never been this confused in my life.

    A tip about writing. Use paragraphs when somebody says something. eg

    "Hello", said Martinus.

    "What the smeg?", said Ian of Smeg.

    "It is my lord, the frog", said Jim.

    Martinus then picked up his axe and took off Jim's head.

    "That one less frog lover" said Berserker!.

    Didnt we all.....good to see your stories still running after the death of the AJC, i mean, we're still friends right?
    I thought it was only closed for 24 hours?

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    wel atlantis and i think mongoose agreed that we won and that was the end....maybe we should crusade against something annoying like mcdonalds, loan adverts or Saladin?
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    Berserker! ...uhmm yeah man; i'm not sure how i'm supposed to comment on this. First i suggest running spell check as some have slipped through, next you might want to do a punctuation check. There's a few parts where that sorta trips the reader up.

    As Martinus said, you should always start a new paragraph when someone new speaks. Helps keep it straight as to who is talking.

    aside from that...i'm not sure what the heck is going on in this story. maybe i can get a cliff's notes edition?

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    wel atlantis and i think mongoose agreed that we won and that was the end....maybe we should crusade against something annoying like mcdonalds, loan adverts or Saladin?
    I said we had won like a week ago.

    Maybe we can try to destroy "Mr Mouse" off those e-sure adverts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monk
    Berserker! ...uhmm yeah man; i'm not sure how i'm supposed to comment on this. First i suggest running spell check as some have slipped through, next you might want to do a punctuation check. There's a few parts where that sorta trips the reader up.

    As Martinus said, you should always start a new paragraph when someone new speaks. Helps keep it straight as to who is talking.

    aside from that...i'm not sure what the heck is going on in this story. maybe i can get a cliff's notes edition?
    yes! confused a monk! Anyway, it's only a joke, really. And I will spell check



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    Guys, for you who don't understand why I got the AJC from read part 1. that will make you understand.
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    Part 3968746545: The... wait, sorry, this part 5, anyway, the chapter is called.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    The meeting was completed, the AJC's weapons were ready, and Berserker! didn't fart for one day. Now was a brilliant time. Smeg legions survived Berserker!'s orders and were ready for use. Mongoose would commanding calvary, Ian controlling missle troops, king malcom controlling the infantry, and Berserker! just charging around as always. The army was moving over to jksdhfxckfhdjkheuihfjkdhfuiehd or, in other words, Sweety land. The frog leader was still there, although most of his troops were dead.

    Berserker! said, while he was marching over to Sweety land,"Man, I'm tired! Mongoose! Give me more red bull!"

    Mongoose said,"I think you've had enough!"

    "What!"screamed Berserker!,"I only had a few!"

    A big trail of cans followed him as walked. Finally they got to their destination, and saw a army of Jamster!ians. This was the army that they were looking for. Time to fight!

    "Men, drown in tha-" ordered Berserker!

    "Nooooooo! March and kill the enemy!" cried Ian.

    So the armys were fighting, until only the leaders of the army. KIng of Atlantis were with the smeg legions. The leaders charged. Berserker! took out his axe and charged at the leaders. The story will be continued after I finish drowning myself. Good bile!

    In the next bueatiful, lovely, funny, excellent.... sorry.... got carried away. Anyway, in the next most excellent episode......

    The axe of Berserker! was stained with blood and nasty stuff when he chopped off a guy's butt. "Lovely aroma........ ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......" said Berserker! Ian was disgusted. What d'ya expect, idiot!


    Will the nasty stuff be smelly? Is ian gonna being insulted by the smell. Does Mongoose really wear knickers? Find out in the next episode.....
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    You Calling me an idiot?!? Why you little.........
    And whats this about me only commanding the missiles? I lead the bloody thing! God sake!
    good story though ;)
    When I was a child
    I caught a fleeting glimpse
    Out of the corner of my eye.
    I turned to look but it was gone
    I cannot put my finger on it now
    The child is grown,
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    I have become comfortably numb...

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    I had to, ian, for the story! Your army was to be shared



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    Part 6: Bom, dhush, bom,bom shu- Oh sorry, this chapter is called, The battle of the heroes.

    "Agrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!" screamed Berserker!

    He charged at the Sweety leader first. The Sweety had a sword. Berserker! jumped in the air and screamed, "Die, you vile chick!"

    He descended down on the leader and swung his axe. The leader blocked the blow with his sword. They were both on the ground now. Berserker put his axe upside down and pushed it up, though the leaders middles.

    "HAHAHAHA! Take that!" cried Berserker!

    The Sweety was groaning, his eyes were bulging out, unable to stop the pain. Berserker pushed it up completely, splitting the chick in half. Berserker! felt a change inside him. He started smiling like a normal human being, he calmed down, he was more civil and classy, he thought he smelled bad. This great change in him made him sly, smarter. Berserker! called himself his proper name, Callum. Bad name for a Berserker! but he was hyper and was suited for a job. This was it. He threw down his axe and took out his gun, that he had in case this change happened. He aimed at the froggie leader, and fired. He went down fast. The other leaders of the AJC were amazed. They finished the leaders off, then walked over to Callum.

    "Wow, man! That was class! Why did you throw down your axe?" asked Ian.

    "I'm a new man. A change came over me." said Callum.

    "Awwwww, What will happen to the Berserker! we all knew?" asked Mongoose.

    " I have a son, who will take my original place." answered Callum.

    This son is going to be called Berserk! This boy will be the Berserker! that were in the first 5 parts. Who knows, Maybe the original Berserker! will come back. That giant burp erupting from the orignal Berserker! is a good sign.

    In the next ground-breaking episode......... In the next...... sorry, I forgot I already said it! Sorry! anyway.........

    Berserk! was ready. Callum said," I'll be as I used to be soon. Then the change..........

    What was the change? Will it bring him back to normal? Is Bartix reallyix thatix hardix toix understandix? Findix outix inix theix nextix episodeix.......



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    Part 7: Never eat soggy waffles.

    Callum was sitting diwn on his couch and watching TV. Berserk! came in with Callum's coffee.

    "I do hope you'll turn back to your ownself!" said Berserk!

    "I will, soon." replied Callum.

    Berserk! felt better after this reply and walked off. Callum felt something. It was the change.

    "Yes, I'm back to my oldself! I can feel it! Wait a minute!" said Callum.

    Berserk! ran in and saw him.

    "You're not changing back. You're being teleported away!" cried Berserk!

    Callum was teleported into a cage and saw evil Fluffys. Callum felt another change. The teleport was changing him back to Berserker! Berserker! felt proud, and smelly, by the way!

    "I know you gits, You're the sidekicks of Sweetys!" said Berserker!

    Back at the villiage, people were weeping for Berserker!

    "What will we do? My fizzy coke's flat!" cried the villiagers.

    "We're gonna get him back. Berserker! is at the Fluffy base. Berserk! and the rest of the AJC are gonna get him back." said Mongoose.

    The men were ready for getting there. They marched over through many places and finally reached their destination. Ian got out his basookoid and destroyed the gate.

    In the next...............................
    ........Kabloosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    The place was filled with Fluffys. The men were ready. They charged.

    What will happen to the coke? Will the coke manufactors get sued and become homeless? Am I dead? Is my brain the size of a pea? Find out in our next fresh from the mead hall episode!



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    Part 8: The new crusade, type, thingy.

    Berserker! found out something. There was a new crusade. He had been saved. He was unconsious until he had been found by the Anti-media crusade. A new story was ready. This story ends now. The new story is called,"The adventures of the Anti-Media Crusade or AMC!" Bye!



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