Dude, where is my weed?

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    rasoforos said:

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    From Reuters.com , oddly enough:



    SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - A Texas man was arrested on Monday after calling police to complain about the theft of his marijuana, authorities said.

    Stephen Knight, 17, said three men had broken into his apartment, hogtied him with Christmas lights and stole some marijuana, along with a plasma screen television, police said.

    Police are looking for the suspects. In the meantime, they arrested Knight after finding several marijuana plants growing under heat lamps in the apartment, four grams of harvested marijuana and a tablet of ecstasy, Officer Chad Ripley said.

    Knight said the men barged into his home early on Monday morning demanding, "Where's the weed?," according to San Antonio police.



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    Redleg said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by rasoforos
    From Reuters.com , oddly enough:



    SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - A Texas man was arrested on Monday after calling police to complain about the theft of his marijuana, authorities said.

    Stephen Knight, 17, said three men had broken into his apartment, hogtied him with Christmas lights and stole some marijuana, along with a plasma screen television, police said.

    Police are looking for the suspects. In the meantime, they arrested Knight after finding several marijuana plants growing under heat lamps in the apartment, four grams of harvested marijuana and a tablet of ecstasy, Officer Chad Ripley said.

    Knight said the men barged into his home early on Monday morning demanding, "Where's the weed?," according to San Antonio police.



    LOL how stupid some people are - he should of cleaned up his apartment and only reported the TV.
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
     
  3. Gawain of Orkeny's Avatar

    Gawain of Orkeny said:

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    You see crime doesnt pay. He shoulda cleaned up before he called the cops. Why do you think people rob drug dealers? .......... Because they cant call the cops.

    That having been said I think the poor guy suffered enough and the cops shoulda just told him clean up your act were wise to you. This may have to be moved to the backroom.
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    Kaiser of Arabia said:

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    Funny

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    UglyandHasty said:

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    What an idiot ! He just deserved to be stolen his precious goods....
     
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    Steppe Merc said:

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    Poor guy...

    "But if you should fall you fall alone,
    If you should stand then who's to guide you?
    If I knew the way I would take you home."
    Grateful Dead, "Ripple"
     
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    Big King Sanctaphrax said:

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    Look man, I told you never to call me at this time. It's in the attic, I'll get it for you in the morn...

    I mean, I haven't got any weed. None. At all.

    Phew.
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    Marcellus said:

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    It sorts of reminds me of the story of the lady who called the police because she thought that the cocaine she had bought from a dealer was baking powder and wanted to complain. The police turned up, tested it, and it turned out to be the real thing. The woman was promptly arrested for drug possession.
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    IrishMike said:

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    Sad part is, I know people this dumb. With weed. Very very sad.
    When ignorance reigns life is lost.

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    JAG said:

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    That is bloody brilliant.
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    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.

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    The Stranger said:

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    hahahahahha. Lets Smoke This Sh*t

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    Moros said:

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    weed you say verry intretsting
    :heading to the Netherlands:
     
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    edyzmedieval said:

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    Brilliant and stupid!
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    Al Khalifah said:

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    Why do you think people rob drug dealers?
    This guy doesn't sound like a drug dealer. More like a small time grower.

    People don't rob drug dealers because they tend to very dangerous people with lots of money and contacts in the right places.
    Cowardice is to run from the fear;
    Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
    Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
    But to hold the line anyway.
     
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    Gawain of Orkeny said:

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    People don't rob drug dealers because they tend to very dangerous people with lots of money and contacts in the right places.
    The question wasnt why dont they but why do they. Beleive me drug dealers get ripped off everyday. Im speaking from past experience.
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    Ja'chyra said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steppe Merc
    Poor guy...
    ROFL
     
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    Al Khalifah said:

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    Beleive me drug dealers get ripped off everyday. Im speaking from past experience.
    As the drug dealer or the guy ripping him off?
    Cowardice is to run from the fear;
    Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
    Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
    But to hold the line anyway.
     
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    dgfred said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Look man, I told you never to call me at this time. It's in the attic, I'll get it for you in the morn...

    I mean, I haven't got any weed. None. At all.

    Phew.

    Very good! .
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    Laridus Konivaich said:

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    If only more criminals would pick on each other (and be so stupid), then the world would be a much better place.
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