Alein Abcuctions

[Abokasee]

well errr thats the title.....have YOU been abducted? seen A abducttion, seen a space craft? seen a alein? just say if you HAVE!!!!

please do not lock this thread unless COMPLETELY NESSACARY
please do not insult/offend people who beleive in aleins or do not beleive in aleins....its what they think...not you....

POST....NOW!!!!!

[Louis VI the Fat]

Yeah man. I see them all the time.

Only yesterday I saw an illegal alien sweeping the floor of this Chinese restaurant I was eating in...

[Abokasee]

Yeah man. I see them all the time.

Only yesterday I saw an illegal alien sweeping the floor of this Chinese restaurant I was eating in...

please do not make jokes about this thread FULL STOP.

[Ja'chyra]

please do not make jokes about this thread FULL STOP.

You need to chill a bit Abo, it's a public forum, people will make jokes.

[Redleg]

well errr thats the title.....have YOU been abducted? seen A abducttion, seen a space craft? seen a alein? just say if you HAVE!!!!

please do not lock this thread unless COMPLETELY NESSACARY
please do not insult/offend people who beleive in aleins or do not beleive in aleins....its what they think...not you....

POST....NOW!!!!!

There is a whole muesem for those who believe in Roswell, NM.

[Dâriûsh]

You know, Osama Bin Laden is an alien. He hails from the mysterious dark planet of Hutama, the home of the aggressive and warlike al-Munafiqeen.

[ichi]

please do not lock this thread unless COMPLETELY NESSACARY

I think I shall add this disclaimer to all of my new threads from now on.

ichi

ps you can tell who the aliens are they always place 'e' before 'i' except after 'c'

[Lazul]

I got anal-probed....... .....


no wait! that was a girl with weird ideas! hahahaha

[Abokasee]

I got anal-probed....... .....


no wait! that was a girl with weird ideas! hahahaha

YOU GOT THAT OFF "DESTROY ALL HUMANS" DIDNT YOU?

[PanzerJaeger]

I saw an alien abduction on TV the other day.. He had just made it across the Rio Grand and the border patrol snatched him up.. helicopters and all!

Poor fella looked so disappointed.. dont be sad though, im sure he made it later in the day!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

There was an alien in one of my classes at school. Poor guy, couldn't spell at all, got him in trouble on the essays until he learned to use spell check.

[bmolsson]

I am too traumatized to talk about it.........

[rasoforos]

Does proving beyond any doubt that you are a Martian count as having had an alien experience?

[Adrian II]

Does proving beyond any doubt that you are a Martian count as having had an alien experience?

It is common knowledge that people who have been abcucted by aleins never talk about it. That's how we know.

[Abokasee]

It is common knowledge that people who have been abcucted by aleins never talk about it. That's how we know.

the reason people dont talk about often is because

A:They Cant remember
B:They Have fogged memorys about EG:odd humaniods walking around
C:There to scared/frightend to speak

so this thread is no longer about have BEEN abdoucted its ABOUT abductions and Alien incounters and AREA51 and all that stuff

[Papewaio]

I remember at school the top 3 students of my year:

1. Legal Alien
2. 5th Generation Local
3. Legal Alien

The top student of my brothers year was

1. Legal Alien.

[Azi Tohak]

Which one were you Pape?

(And why is this thread still open back here? It just seems so...weird!)

Azi

[Papewaio]

#3 and in the school debate team, and Sports Vice Captain for my House (1/4 of the school).

Of course my bro was number one in his year...

All the guys in the list where in our DnD group. Also the fastest 4 sprinters in the school where the top 4 academics and in the same DnD group.

[Blodrast]

(And why is this thread still open back here? It just seems so...weird!)

Azi

Well, because it has some potential, and it just might turn out to be even better than the Bartix thread. That's definitely worth a chance, wouldn't you say ?

[Azi Tohak]

#3 and in the school debate team, and Sports Vice Captain for my House (1/4 of the school).

Of course my bro was number one in his year...

All the guys in the list where in our DnD group. Also the fastest 4 sprinters in the school where the top 4 academics and in the same DnD group.

So let me get this straight...sports, with debate and Dungeons and Dragons? Really? Since when does that happen? I'm jealous!

And the top 4 sprinters were the top for academics...were they running from bullies? Or just like you and actually good at multiple things? (Me, I'm a pro nerd.)

Azi

[Papewaio]

Good at multiple things... when we visited Tactics and Simulations (Western Australia gameshops) we figured out we had the fittest DnD group in Perth... not that hard really

My brother is actually a phenomenal achiever, National Science Summer school as a student then staff (brought in for the debates too). International Physics Olympiad as a staff member. Has his two main references a Professor of Physics for the Australia National University and one of the guys on the UN environmental panel. He has worked for Accenture where he went and lectured in ecommerce in Chicago twice, Eurofighter project (where as a 'project management figure' took at the workers and got them all pissed and held his own), Formula One team Jordan etc etc Plays sports and drinks hard. And known at most of his projects that he works on as the guy who eats two lunches... and a very social nice guy.

My claim to fame is although he is younger I have more hair

[rasoforos]

My claim to fame is although he is younger I have more hair

And thats all that important. Nothing better than having more hair than someone else. Nothing makes my day better than to see some clas mate after 4-5 years and realise he is losing hair and i dont

[Divinus Arma]

We just did this discussion like a month ago. As a matter of fact, you started the thread!
"Do you believe in Aleins?"
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=50231 This is the same thread that started with:

Have you spotted Aleins of any sorts? heard of you or your friends but adubted? saw a UFO got web links to goverment of any kind info which has been leaked out? saw aleins? killed em? anything to do with aleins post HERE infact i have seen em too..


I was at school my friend jason sayed that has "channel 5" and there was something about aleins some 30, 23 years ago which killed 6 people blown some cars up they looked like people standing up and had three arms and they had lasers which looked like shotguns and there heads looked like ants.

that same day i saw one a white one it wasnt armed it was in a corner hiding some how i went a lil closer then it was gone, we place a ball there, 45 secs later the ball was some where else the had moved it....

Ya, right... and as Mike Meyeres once eloquently stated "and monkeys might fly out of my butt".

I remember how the backroom degenerated from belief in Aliens to "Jesus vs Aliens" (which I started), to eventually Shark vs Bear: The Ultimate showdown between goood and evil.


That was all fun, but our hard core self-declared Org Elites decried the discussions as "base", irrelevant, and an insult to their moral and intellectual superiority.


On that note, I was abducted by Aliens this morning. They woke me up and took me to work. And on a Sunday, damn it!

Gawain is an Alien by the way. He is an evil warped clone mix of Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Sean Hannity.