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    [Insertwittytitlehere] Member Copperhaired Berserker!'s Avatar
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    Default Funnny historical events.

    Nuff' said



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    Well, Ben Franklin would go down to the pub after the meetings of the constitutional convention and get plastered. He would then go on about what happened earlier that day(remeber the constitutional convention was being held in secret). It was solved by having some guys buy him a few more so he passed out.

    Well, I thought it was funny.


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    William The Conqueror,the man who Conquered England 1066 AD with his Norman knights.This great warlord died when he fell from his horse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kagemusha
    William The Conqueror,the man who Conquered England 1066 AD with his Norman knights.This great warlord died when he fell from his horse.
    I guess you could say he had an off knight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    I guess you could say he had an off knight.
    The King of Bad Jokes strikes again...using Gregoshi as his puppet! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    When the Poles resisted the Nazis using actual (horse) cavalry against the blitzkrieg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    I guess you could say he had an off knight.
    Beat me to it, I was going to say

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    when Ben Frankli flew that kite in the t' storm and discovered the lightning is electricity

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    The creation of the Universe. To quote the Guide:
    "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
    "The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Umeu 1
    attilla was most definitly bribed away from rome. i dont know what they offered but it wasnt jesus that scared him
    He just took a ruler to his knuckles, pointed to the north and Attila went home in shame.
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    hhahaahaha

    can i state from your sig that you're a girl???
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    Four (I think?) Popes (confined to celibacy) died whilst having sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Umeu 1
    hhahaahaha

    can i state from your sig that you're a girl???

    No, sorry. The sig was made from a fish's perspective.
    But then again, I am beautiful.

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