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    Senior Member Senior Member The Shadow One's Avatar
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    I was reading a post by Lady Frog and started thinking about how I keep telling people my two dream jobs, if I could have them and support the cats, the gnomes, the leprechauns, the troll, AND the dwarfs (all of whom live under my bed -- except the cats, of course, who now own the top if it), which are:

    1. To work in quaint, quiet bookstore, or

    2. To work in quaint, quiet coffeeshop.

    So, the question came to mind: what's the greats job you will never, ever have.

    Mine -- basketball player. I so wanted to be on the basketball team when I was in high school (primarily because of a very cute cheerleader) but I was only five feet even and 120 pounds sopping wet.

    Never happened. Too sad.

    So, here's a poll.

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    Their is but to do and die."

    Ah, to be able to write like the Lord.
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    The Shadow One



    Theirs not to make reply,
    Theirs not to reason why,
    Theirs but to do and die.


    Ah, to be able to write like the Lord.

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    Dictator of the world I just don't think ill be able to summon enough minions
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

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    To work in a bookstore
    To be a musician

    'nuff said
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    Hef.

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    Sinecure.

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    Warlord.


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    Soly was working as the second option...
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    2 are tied for me right now.
    Pirate (old fasion 1700s style) or Porn Star

    Why do you hate Freedom?
    The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.

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    Boy Band Lead Singer

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    Actor
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