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    Old Town Road Senior Member Strike For The South's Avatar
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    My neighbor just came back and brought me (yes me) a I kilo milk chocolate cadburry bar the damn thing is as big as my leg. three cheers
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    Yes, yes it does Finally you've realised
    Now we shall turn you over to the Dark Side...the Dark Side of chocolate, that is!!...nah, we'll keep you on the milky side. Milk chocolate is better.
    And yes, Cadbury's rocks.
    Best British chocolate.
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    Moved to the Frontroom, where chocolate is better appreciated.
    Be well. Do good. Keep in touch.

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    Yes, KukriKhan the Wise speaks the truth. Chocolate is most welcome here.

    Spam, however, even chocolate coated, is not.
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    this isnt spam im spreading the love
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    And the love may be spread.

    T'was just checkin' the headin' of the threadin'.
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    I also like white chocolate.
    White chocolate PWNS!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    Spam, however, even chocolate coated, is not.
    EWW! Must be a british thing right? Home of all those other fun foods...

    Well... I'd come up with some but I'm cooking now and I don't want to gross myself out....

    But you know what I mean... right?

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    P.S. Cadbury kicks Hershey's chocolate covered you-know-what.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilverKnight
    Yes, yes it does Finally you've realised
    Now we shall turn you over to the Dark Side...the Dark Side of chocolate, that is!!...nah, we'll keep you on the milky side. Milk chocolate is better.
    And yes, Cadbury's rocks.
    Best British chocolate.
    Seeing as we're talking about British things, we should probably turn him to the Dark Side of the Moon while we're at it.

    Cadbury's is great. However, my all-time favourite chocolate is a greek brand called Lacta.
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    Cadburys is nice, but Lindt chocolate is better. Mmm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Seeing as we're talking about British things, we should probably turn him to the Dark Side of the Moon while we're at it.
    Aye, good plan...*begins turning process*
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    I guess it ain't bad.
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    Would someone like to send me samples of each so I can decide?

    It would be much appreciated.

    Chocolate from local confectionaries is really good. There is a good place on Martha's Vineyard (Island off Massachusetts) called Chilmark Chocolates, they make great stuff. The Chocolate Barn here (Southern VT) also makes great chocolate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strike for the south
    My neighbor just came back and brought me (yes me) a I kilo milk chocolate cadburry bar the damn thing is as big as my leg. three cheers
    If you eat the whole Kilo of chocolate on your own, you will have a huge a$$ for England to aim at!!!


    Took a shop sized box of Kit Kat to NZ for a mate as the chocolate tastes nicer (apparently). Got through customs faster, because I declared it as a food stuff and they waved me through!

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    If you have kids take them to Cadbury World in Birmingham - that's in the West Midlands not Alabama!

    It is simply awesome. Chocolate everywhere, free samples galore and an insight into the making process. It reminds me of a film, but I can't quite put my finger on it... Police Accademy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by strike for the south
    My neighbor just came back and brought me (yes me) a I kilo milk chocolate cadburry bar the damn thing is as big as my leg. three cheers
    One of Britains greatest achievements

    Its a shame that they wont be able to sell it for much longer, once fat people try to sue Cadbury's for forcing them to eat vast amounts of chocolate we'll all be rationed to 2 squares a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
    Seeing as we're talking about British things, we should probably turn him to the Dark Side of the Moon while we're at it.

    Cadbury's is great. However, my all-time favourite chocolate is a greek brand called Lacta.

    YES! YES!

    Lacta has such an underdeveloped potential. That stuff is amazing. Whenever I return from Greece I usually take a significant number of Lacta bars back with me but I ve never found it here :-/. I can send you some by post the next time I get some from Greece

    Cadbury is nice, I even met the Cadbury guy once when he was giving a lecture at my university. Nice chap...He didnt give us free chocolates as we all expected though...is it too much for 30 Postgraduate students to go to a lecture lured by the potential distribution of free chocolate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Khalifah
    If you have kids take them to Cadbury World in Birmingham - that's in the West Midlands not Alabama!

    It is simply awesome. Chocolate everywhere, free samples galore and an insight into the making process. It reminds me of a film, but I can't quite put my finger on it... Police Accademy?
    Drooling....

    Cadbury World....Free samples.... Chocolate making....

    Makes my mouth water. Can't wait to go there!!!!
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    Cadbury is ten times better than Swiss chocolate. All they can do are those rubbish pralines.
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    anyway....whats this post gotta do with england kicking ass?
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    Yeah, I came in here expecting a thread about the cricket!
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    lol, our food is the best! Although the Germans are catching up with Haribo!
    I've never been to Cadbury world, whats it like? It would be hilarious to find it exactly like Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory, complete with oompa loompas!
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    Yeah... but only old style orange oompa loompas.

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