How do I capture the Emerald Isle??

[Maeda Toshiie]

There's a regular poster here who used to have a whole tagline based around

"How do I trade?"
"How do I get to Ireland?"
"Why is the pope such a bar-steward"
Chorus: Viking_mobilise.wav

...so I'm guessing you're the 5,437th person to come here and ask this. No matter.

The full original post:

"viking mobilize 1" is a very stirring piece with interesting lyrics:
(chorus)
How do I trade?
How do I get to Ireland?
(end chorus)
Vikings really had horns!
(chorus)
How do I build footknights?
How? How? How?
Why is the Pope a #@!&%?
(chorus x2)

The (post) lyrics were originally composed by Motorhead, who has unfortunately disappeared (from here and .com) since the end of last year.