Just watched it. My God it was awful.

There were times when it looked like a Breck shampoo commercial. Other times it was just painfully boring or downright painful. I watched it during the afternoon with an entire bag of chocolate cookies and I still nearly slept through half of it.

Gah! I felt the need to apologize to my Sony Wega for making it screen that unadulterated pork pie of a moldy movie.

Where's Richard Burton when you need him?