For EB Members:

1: My Lord what a beautiful day you have given us! Let us spend it behind the computer working on EB, shall we?

2: Well. Another day. We'll get there soon. Keep a stiff upper lip. *shuffles away to work on EB*

3: Goddamn sun. Snuff out your selfish flame and rid of this wretched earth! And take EB with it straight to hell for all eternity!!!!!


For EB fans:

1: The EB team morale is as high as ever! They are delighted and proud to be working on such a fine work of art!!!

2: The EB Team morale seems to be a touch strained. No worries though. They are dedicated historians, these.

3: Oh dear Lord have mercy on us. EB is imploding before our very eyes like a dieing star!


Everyone Else:

Divinus! Gah! Another Poll! Gah! Don't you sleep you freak?!