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    This inspired me from the Abortion topic.

    How many kids do you want to have?!
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    None , they are a pain . I took them to the circus the other week , it was really dissapointing . The circus owner told me that they are not allowed to buy children anymore , what is the world coming to eh ?
    Anyone want to buy some children ? they are quite tame and house trained .

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    Rofl!!!!!!!!!! ~d ~d
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tribesman
    None , they are a pain . I took them to the circus the other week , it was really dissapointing . The circus owner told me that they are not allowed to buy children anymore , what is the world coming to eh ?
    Anyone want to buy some children ? they are quite tame and house trained .
    Actually, yes. I have a mineshaft that would probably fit them very well. How much?

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    *rolling on the floor laughing*

    Come on, you're so cruel....

    I would like about 40 kids, like the King of Arabia
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    I really dont know yet.Maybe two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kagemusha
    I really dont know yet.Maybe two.
    Modest, but noble.

    I wonder how many Gawain and JAG want.
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    For worlds peace sake i hope not so many.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
    None. Any kids I wind up with will be 100% accidental.
    But you have to take care of them.....
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    Five!
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    none, zero, nada, zip, nein....

    get the idea?
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    I used to not want any.

    Now I just want a baby girl. Me and my gf are planning to produce the first ever Greek-Malay hybrid . Alternatively we would like to adopt a girl from one of the countries where female children, if lucky, are thrown in orphanages ( China or India etc ).

    So, when there is money and there is time I m planning to try until I have a daughter. I suppose I dont have to say how much stories like ' they had 4 sons before they got a daughter' scare me. I was a young boy once, they are a pain in the ass. Girld though are nice and cute and polite and their heart belongs to daddy

    So No more than 2 I think and ideally 1.
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    Ten years ago, I wanted to populate the world with four of my offsprings. After seeing how difficult life is, I now want only two children.
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    Kids are incredibly irritating-at least really young kids.

    Maybe I'll foster some older ones.
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    I'll adopt 1 or 2 children, the world is allready over populated so why don't we first take care for the ones that allready exist?

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    I say two. Wife says 3. Either way, I'll be okay.
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    Thanks to abortion, none ;)

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    2 for me
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    Six. The world is entitled to my genes. Who am I to withold them Louis I to Louise VI ?

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    If I ever get married, probly 1 or 2...no more than that tho
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    None. I think kids are annoying.


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    As many as will be born due to my carelessness..... And they all get a nanny...

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    4

    I like kids...they are only annoying if they are brought up poorly. Being a good father would be the ultimate achievement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis IV the Fat
    Six. The world is entitled to my genes. Who am I to withold them Louis I to Louise VI ?

    Will Louis the VI be the *true* Fat one then?

    As for me I'm undecided. It all depends on how drunk I get in the near future.

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    None, bringing children into this world should be a criminal offence

    perhaps two, depends what my partner wants

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    None, No one is bad enough to deserve being raised by me.

    Picture it *superbowl time*

    Little Tony: Dad! I'm hungry!
    KoA: SHUT THE [expletive] UP YOU SLIMELY LITTLE PEICE OF [expletive][expletive]! Can't I watch the [expletive] superbowl in [expletive] peace? *throws little T out the window*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    None, No one is bad enough to deserve being raised by me.

    Picture it *superbowl time*

    Little Tony: Dad! I'm hungry!
    KoA: SHUT THE [expletive] UP YOU SLIMELY LITTLE PEICE OF [expletive][expletive]! Can't I watch the [expletive] superbowl in [expletive] peace? *throws little T out the window*
    You cruel man!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    None, No one is bad enough to deserve being raised by me.

    Picture it *superbowl time*

    Little Tony: Dad! I'm hungry!
    KoA: SHUT THE [expletive] UP YOU SLIMELY LITTLE PEICE OF [expletive][expletive]! Can't I watch the [expletive] superbowl in [expletive] peace? *throws little T out the window*

    man...this is historic...i think we finally agree with something

    *just replace the superbowl with the football(soccer) world cup
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    Sound like me some years ago, hated kids...

    ...well I think it all comes down to being with the right person...

    ...when you are with a person you really love and want to grow senile with then you get this warm and fuzzy feeling about having a family and the idea of little kiddies running around doesnt seem bad anymore...

    ...i think its hormonal
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    Quote Originally Posted by rasoforos
    Sound like me some years ago, hated kids...

    ...well I think it all comes down to being with the right person...

    ...when you are with a person you really love and want to grow senile with then you get this warm and fuzzy feeling about having a family and the idea of little kiddies running around doesnt seem bad anymore...

    ...i think its hormonal
    i don´t hate kids....

    i have a little 1,5 year old cousin and i love the little guy... playing with him, sitting on the couch watching "where´s nemo" that he´s absolutely nuts about..

    but you know what?....i love even more knowing that after a couple of hours i can go back home and he doesn´t come along....catch my drift?

    there´s a portuguese band that has a famous song where they sum it up.."i love the laughter of other people´s children"
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