Egyptian Pyramids

**yesdachi** · 08-11-2005, 16:14

Originally Posted by Aenlic

Pick the band of your choice, recently, and half of them are wearing mascara, or haven't you seen Green Day and many other neo-punk bands, or one of the multitude of neo-emo bands?

Makeup has a long and rich tradition. Although, I highly recommend against attempting to explain the origins of red lipstick to your date. Women seem to take it wrong when confronted with the fact that bright red lipstick originated with a particularly specialized subset of Egyptian prostitutes, who were attempting to make their mouths look more like something else and thus more appealing to their customers. Sometimes, the truth can hurt and won't set you free.

Well there’s your answer, Egyptian prostitutes raised the pyramids?

**Kraxis** · 08-11-2005, 20:58

Originally Posted by Aenlic

Pick the band of your choice, recently, and half of them are wearing mascara, or haven't you seen Green Day and many other neo-punk bands, or one of the multitude of neo-emo bands?

Makeup has a long and rich tradition. Although, I highly recommend against attempting to explain the origins of red lipstick to your date. Women seem to take it wrong when confronted with the fact that bright red lipstick originated with a particularly specialized subset of Egyptian prostitutes, who were attempting to make their mouths look more like something else and thus more appealing to their customers. Sometimes, the truth can hurt and won't set you free.

Ouch!!! I sure won't tell if you won't. Let that be our little secret shall we.

**Papewaio** · 08-12-2005, 00:16

Originally Posted by yesdachi

Well there’s your answer, Egyptian prostitutes raised the pyramids?

More likely raised the Obelisks.

**Aenlic** · 08-12-2005, 03:17

Ok, Papaweio wins the award for the worst, and yet somehow the best, visual pun.

**Kraxis** · 08-12-2005, 09:02

Originally Posted by Aenlic

Ok, Papaweio wins the award for the worst, and yet somehow the best, visual pun.

He should get a PM (Pun Master) under his description.

**Soulforged** · 08-12-2005, 10:07

Originally Posted by caesar44

Those juniors...

Well i really don't know what you mean with all this, but i suspect that you have readed all my post, because i'm not saying that i belive in that, is just that with the things that you were saying about Alexander it seemed like that... Now, maybe i understood wrong the joke (is it was), because the english doesn't flow to me, but then i apolagize for this...

**The Stranger** · 08-12-2005, 10:45

dont worry, no hardship intended.

**caesar44** · 08-12-2005, 11:44

Originally Posted by Soulforged

Well i really don't know what you mean with all this, but i suspect that you have readed all my post, because i'm not saying that i belive in that, is just that with the things that you were saying about Alexander it seemed like that... Now, maybe i understood wrong the joke (is it was), because the english doesn't flow to me, but then i apolagize for this...

Hey , English is not my language either...